As ever, Pocket-lint has been thinking ahead so that you don't have to. After all, you've a schedule of which bands you'd like to see to write down and let go to pot the minute you sink your first alco-beer. So, here are some A1 ideas of gadgets, bits of tech and camping kit to take along for the rock 'n' roll ride.
Petzl Tikka Plus 2 headtorch (£39.99)
Festivals can be dark places, and guess what? That Eurohike tent you bought for £20 in Tesco isn't a one-off. The admittedly expensive Tikka Plus 2 headtorch from Petzl is our favourite - it's very bright (50 lumens), its red and white LEDs reach 35 metres, and the battery lasts 140 hours.
Light My Fire Spork (£1.95) or Mealkit (£14.95)
If doughnuts and warm lager don't appeal, and your budget doesn't stretch to £8 per hotdog, take your own food. Then let the magic of Spork takeover and deliver you delights like damp cake, tinned fish and warm-ish soup.
It cuts, it pokes, it ladels - though if you're going eat a proper meal, you kinda need two Sporks - and this complete mealkit that comprises two plates, cup, box and a board-come-colander. Now if they could only sort out a table and set of dining chairs to go with it, you'd be laughing.
Festival App (free)
It doesn't really matter which you're going to but most festivals have their own apps these days if only to save them the printing costs of making programmes and guides for over 100,000 people. You're probably best to download the thing before you go given that reception, let along mobile broadband, might be a tricky thing to get hold of while you're actually there.
Do be warned though that any app that requires data to work is probably best not relied upon. You can get the Glastonbury 2011 app courtesy of Orange for iPhone, BlackBerry and Nokia just here.
FreeLoader Classic (£39.99)
With apps, maps and chaps all demanding your smartphone-based attention at the modern festival, running out of juice before the event has actually kicked-off is a social faux pas akin to nakedness.
OK, so maybe not at Glasto, but it's nice to have a 124g FreeLoader on hand; it uses solar power to charge-up its eight-hour battery before attaching to all manner of gadgets. Also puts two hours' life into an iPad, but don't, just … don't!
Mophie Juice Pack Air for iPhone (£69.95)
The idea of strapping a battery to an iPhone seems crazy, but the Mophie Juice Pack Air acts as a protective case and merely adds a bit of chunk to the Apple gadget. More importantly, fully charged it adds around 80 percent to the iPhone's life.
If you rely on text messages and don't surf the net during festivals, it could get you through the whole weekend without having to waste time at an Orange charge-tent. Available for both the iPhone 3GS and iPhone 4.
Griffin USB Reserve Power (£35)
If you don't want to have to think about juicing-up your smartphone while you're on-site, this recharge pack might suit, especially for those without an Apple flavoured handset. Not much bigger that a couple of USB sticks, the Griffin USB Reserve Power takes around an hour to fill-up from any USB slot, ready to restore about 50 per cent of a smartphone's charge a few days later.
Of course, if you'd rather, you could always just admit what you need a buy yourself a spare battery for your mobile phone. Just don't forget to charge it up before you go.
X-mini Happy MP3 player & speaker (£50)
Extravagant, perhaps, but this tacky-sounding gadget is one of our favourite festival frivolities. Acting as a regular MP3 player playing tunes from a 2GB SD Card, when twisted it concertinas out into a quite brilliant-sounding speaker.
Just about pocket sized, the X-Mini Happy also able to play tunes from any MP3 player or phone using a retractable mini-jack. Make sure that if you're going to go down that route that you take along one of the power options above or those night time beats back at camp are going to cost you your talk time the next day.
Aerobie AeroPress Coffee Maker (£32)
Brown mud with water. As well as being a description of Worthy Farm after the festivities, it's also the state of the farm's coffee. Skip the queues and brew your own with the portable Aerobie AeroPress filter coffee machine; just add hot water, wait 30 seconds, and… curse your lack of muffins.
Best served with biscuits, early morning bacon sandwich and boiling water from a chimney-shaped...
Kelly Kettle (£42)
The Kelly Kettle is a 2.5 pint, lightweight, aluminium camping kettle. (That's around 1.4 litres in new money.) It's basically a double walled chimney which stores the water in its wall cavity hence giving it a large surface area in contact with the sides of the flue.
What you do is fill the bottom with twigs (or whatever), light it and the heat boils the water in minutes. Not all festival sites allow fires but you're not likely to get rumbled with the small blaze contained in the base of the kettle. Keep 'em peeled, though, eh.
TravelJohn Disposable Urinal 3-pack (£5.45)
In all our visits to Glastonbury we've not once persuaded our other halves to use the She-Pees, yet the TravelJohn is getting us excited. Have you seen the queues for the loos when the headline acts are on?
Sold with the slightly alarming 'leak proof!' claim, TravelJohn takes the pee and turns it into solid matter instantly. Nice. Very handy if you can't face a 3am trip to the toilet.
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