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Bye, George!

Wed Nov 05 12:14PM

While large corners of the world are busy celebrating Obama's presidential victory there will be some people feeling slightly deflated to see George Bush step down as US president.

Over the past eight years Bush has provided us with endless amusement as a result of his faux pas or ‘Bushisms' as they've been dubbed. Here are twenty of our favourites.

 
20. "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law." - Nov. 28, 2005

19. "We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans." - Sept. 6, 2000

18. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." - Dec. 19, 2000

17. "Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." - Aug. 30, 2000

16. "I think we agree, the past is over." - May 10, 2000

15. "I understand small business growth. I was one." - Feb. 19, 2000

14. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." - April 23, 2002

13. "I want everybody to hear loud and clear that I'm going to be the president of everybody." - Jan. 18, 2001

12. "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." - Jan. 3, 2000

11. "I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will." - Oct. 5, 2002

10. "I just want you to know that when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." - June 18, 2002

9. "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." - May 25, 2004

8. "I firmly believe the death tax is good for people from all walks of life all throughout our society." - Aug. 13, 2002

7. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - Sept. 17, 2002

6. "The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." - Oct. 8, 2004

5. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - Sept. 29, 2000

4. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Aug. 5, 2004

3. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" - Jan. 11, 2000

2. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." - Jan. 27, 2000

1. "They misunderestimated me." - Nov. 6, 2000


You can take a look at a comprehensive list of ‘Bushisms' from over the past eight years on the Political Humour website.

 

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  1. Hey guys, let's make fun of George Bush! That sounds like an original, interesting thing to do!

    verdantabyss From verdantabyss on Wed Nov 05 01:50PM

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  2. someone asked bush before his election:
    Q1. Who is the President of Pakistan?
    A1 (Bush) Ah....Some dictator?

    zas316 From zas316 on Wed Nov 05 01:50PM

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  3. I have said it from day one and i will say it again. This man is cracking up on the world stage and nobody seems to be doing anything about it. Thank god America voted for change, but nothing changes the fact a complete crack pot has run the most powerful and richest country in the world and we let it happen so now we must pay the price and deal with the distruction and devastation he created whilst going barking mad.
    But we can learn from one thing, as the mad man once said 'fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again'.
    We hope!

    hmzakn From hmzakn on Wed Nov 05 01:50PM

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  4. He is insane! what about the fact that he war kicked off because of Osma Bin Laden, the next minute he is after Saddam Hussian and forgets about Bin Laden, i understood that as much as them quotes. This nutter was one of the most powerful people in the world and my two year old son can speak English better than he can. Goodbye Yakee doddle dandy and thanks for putting all them soliders out there and getting them killed, all for money and oil!!!!

    johnjo02 From johnjo02 on Wed Nov 05 01:51PM

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  5. you know he may have put the world on the verge of a third world war, caused some of the economic meltdown and been responsible for thousands of deaths. But you can't help but feel "we have'nt got anyone to laugh out for their pure stupidity anymore" I love Bushisms they have always cheered me up when i've got half way through the news.

    danny_o_121 From danny_o_121 on Wed Nov 05 01:51PM

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  6. aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    lyndsey.mcmahon From lyndsey.mcmahon on Wed Nov 05 01:51PM

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  7. Bush is still one of the greatest president in history, he has broke his record of Benjamin Harrison of 1889-1893, as One of the president winning the Electoral Vote after loosing the general votes to Al-Gore (Democrat).

    So, fellow American let us accept Obama as our 44th United States of America President.

    Sunkamm Speaks.

    sunkamm From sunkamm on Wed Nov 05 01:52PM

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  8. he is responsible for the death of thousans.

    atican From atican on Wed Nov 05 01:52PM

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  9. The worst thing that ever happened to the world was G Bush getting power. Thank god its all over. There is such a feel good factor the world over since yesterday when Obama became president, I seriously think the world will be a better place now.

    sanjeev_sanghera From sanjeev_sanghera on Wed Nov 05 01:52PM

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  10. God (if you exist) bless America.
    The simian fool is soon to be gone, the rest of the world will learn to love America again now it has a good man as president!

    ianchelseanutter From ianchelseanutter on Wed Nov 05 01:52PM

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