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Bye, George!

Wed Nov 05 12:14PM

While large corners of the world are busy celebrating Obama's presidential victory there will be some people feeling slightly deflated to see George Bush step down as US president.

Over the past eight years Bush has provided us with endless amusement as a result of his faux pas or ‘Bushisms' as they've been dubbed. Here are twenty of our favourites.

 
20. "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law." - Nov. 28, 2005

19. "We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans." - Sept. 6, 2000

18. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." - Dec. 19, 2000

17. "Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." - Aug. 30, 2000

16. "I think we agree, the past is over." - May 10, 2000

15. "I understand small business growth. I was one." - Feb. 19, 2000

14. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." - April 23, 2002

13. "I want everybody to hear loud and clear that I'm going to be the president of everybody." - Jan. 18, 2001

12. "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." - Jan. 3, 2000

11. "I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will." - Oct. 5, 2002

10. "I just want you to know that when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." - June 18, 2002

9. "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." - May 25, 2004

8. "I firmly believe the death tax is good for people from all walks of life all throughout our society." - Aug. 13, 2002

7. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - Sept. 17, 2002

6. "The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." - Oct. 8, 2004

5. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - Sept. 29, 2000

4. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Aug. 5, 2004

3. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" - Jan. 11, 2000

2. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." - Jan. 27, 2000

1. "They misunderestimated me." - Nov. 6, 2000


You can take a look at a comprehensive list of ‘Bushisms' from over the past eight years on the Political Humour website.

 

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  1. He was only a puppet following the footsteps of his father puppet and the money/power hungry s@#$% that think they are the elite, Bush doesn't even know it to this day how big a joke he is in the face of the whole world and that he will go down in history as the America's worst leader that brought more harm to a country than anyone else ever could, and why?? - EGO Mania.
    from nariek

    kmcb2112 From kmcb2112 on Wed Nov 05 01:52PM

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  2. the best one i heard was when he addressed congress saying 'as yogi bear says, when you come to a fork in the road, take it'

    sanandjezz From sanandjezz on Wed Nov 05 01:53PM

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  3. Looks like the Beeb no longer even bothers to hide its bias. If this was a private blog this might be funny, but its a national broadcaster asking us all to laugh along against a politician it disapproves of. Not funny.

    ewhitebrighton From ewhitebrighton on Wed Nov 05 01:53PM

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  4. Interesting that someone below has suggested that the 'Mozzies' are going to take over and suppress the freedom of speech... ignorance and being misinformed at once. Bonus points for you, sir.

    jmsgillingwater From jmsgillingwater on Wed Nov 05 01:54PM

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  5. Some of these are hysterically funny. I'm sure we'll all miss Ole Dubbya for his comedic value. But the fact is, George Bush was not a stand up comic, he was President of the USA. For 8 years. And that's genuinely scary.
    "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
    I think that sums up his Presidency very nicely.

    rude_god From rude_god on Wed Nov 05 01:54PM

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  6. I wonder what the chances are of George. W. replacing Woss,Brand and Clarkson at the BBC ?

    arttidesco@rocketmail.com From arttidesco@rocketmail.com on Wed Nov 05 01:54PM

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  7. he is actually unbelievable!

    elizabethahawley From elizabethahawley on Wed Nov 05 01:55PM

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  8. Yes he is and was a fool as President. But remember this, the Americans voted for him TWICE!!!! They had the chance to get rid of him four years ago but chose to continue trusting him and re-elected him. Who are the real fools?

    taz_manuk From taz_manuk on Wed Nov 05 01:55PM

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  9. This indicates just how stupid the guy was, now ask yourself who was really running the country? More importantly, now he's gone, are those same peop[le pulling the strings?

    oldskoolmike33 From oldskoolmike33 on Wed Nov 05 01:55PM

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  10. he's still better than OBummer will be x

    russellbrown181 From russellbrown181 on Wed Nov 05 01:55PM

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