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Bye, George!

Wed Nov 05 12:14PM

While large corners of the world are busy celebrating Obama's presidential victory there will be some people feeling slightly deflated to see George Bush step down as US president.

Over the past eight years Bush has provided us with endless amusement as a result of his faux pas or ‘Bushisms' as they've been dubbed. Here are twenty of our favourites.

 
20. "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law." - Nov. 28, 2005

19. "We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans." - Sept. 6, 2000

18. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." - Dec. 19, 2000

17. "Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." - Aug. 30, 2000

16. "I think we agree, the past is over." - May 10, 2000

15. "I understand small business growth. I was one." - Feb. 19, 2000

14. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." - April 23, 2002

13. "I want everybody to hear loud and clear that I'm going to be the president of everybody." - Jan. 18, 2001

12. "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." - Jan. 3, 2000

11. "I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will." - Oct. 5, 2002

10. "I just want you to know that when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." - June 18, 2002

9. "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." - May 25, 2004

8. "I firmly believe the death tax is good for people from all walks of life all throughout our society." - Aug. 13, 2002

7. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - Sept. 17, 2002

6. "The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." - Oct. 8, 2004

5. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - Sept. 29, 2000

4. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Aug. 5, 2004

3. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" - Jan. 11, 2000

2. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." - Jan. 27, 2000

1. "They misunderestimated me." - Nov. 6, 2000


You can take a look at a comprehensive list of ‘Bushisms' from over the past eight years on the Political Humour website.

 

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  1. Rumour has it that Bush started wars so the Americans would learn about Geography.

    tymeisfun From tymeisfun on Wed Nov 05 01:56PM

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  2. What a bloudy legend! I certainly wouldn't 'misunderestimate' him. ROFL.......

    taualphac From taualphac on Wed Nov 05 01:56PM

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  3. I am happy that another terrorist-dictator-like a leader has finally left the White House. It is now high time to see real democracy in action.

    ab_dollars9 From ab_dollars9 on Wed Nov 05 01:56PM

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  4. Maybe Bush should have his own talk show? Then he could continue to amuse us all by talking like child on ether.

    jmsgillingwater From jmsgillingwater on Wed Nov 05 01:57PM

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  5. What a great man.....he made me laugh everyday!

    liebventer From liebventer on Wed Nov 05 01:57PM

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  6. ha ha, I would laugh even harder and enjoy the fact that america has an idiot running the so called great nation, if we didnt have as much as a gimp running ours!

    sibbo3876 From sibbo3876 on Wed Nov 05 01:58PM

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  7. what a complete loser!

    lisafernandez_2000 From lisafernandez_2000 on Wed Nov 05 01:58PM

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  8. Why is everyone so f*&king clever? slagging off George Bush, it's so boring, like you have to show how very street cred you are, so interestingly leftwing/left of centre (I happen to love the fact that Obama is President, because I think Bush was mistaken and ill-advised) why be so personal? some people think it's funny to constantly pour scorn on him, to humiliate him and his family, no one knows him personally, yet all the chattering, glitterati, pseudo intellectuals just carry on with their "sport". If this behaviour was meted out to anyone of their friends or anyone other than Bush, they'd be crying about human rights, the right to privacy etc....get a life and stop making this Bush-baiting a career. Viva Obama! wish we had him as Prime Minster instead of Gordon Brown...NB it's nothing personal, just a disagreement with the Brown government.

    laszloclements From laszloclements on Wed Nov 05 02:00PM

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  9. they where funny i thought funniest he said is i know its hard to put food on your family but you must understand that when your standing in front of millions of people giving a speech it is very hard and you must forgive some of his mess ups. Also im very happy Obama is in but i would not be suprised if he is assasinated two Nazis already tried to assasianate him but hopefully he will not be assasinated i think hes fantastic

    kq12@ymail.com From kq12@ymail.com on Wed Nov 05 02:00PM

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  10. BUSH HAS BE PUNISHED BY GOD FOR WHAT HE DONE IN MUSLIM WORLD WHAT COMES ROUND GOES ROUND .

    shab_j2005 From shab_j2005 on Wed Nov 05 02:00PM

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