The 10 weirdest foods you can get on eBay

Of the hundreds of millions of listings on eBay, none are as fun to sort through as the foodstuffs. Within a one-page scroll, you can travel back in time (ah, remember the '90s), lament the state of society (those original Quarterbacks are HOW much?!) and be downright disgusted - because no one asked for sushi-flavoured crisps. No one. We took it upon ourselves to feel all those emotions on your behalf. Here's what we found.

Big-name brands have added rum, tequila and vodka to chocolate before, so we shouldn't be so turned off by this sake-flavoured KitKat bar.

Yet something about it just seems wrong.

Spoiler alert: despite the disgusting neon green swirl on the bottle, this bright pink stuff actually just tastes like marionberry.

You're going to balk at the price tag for this one – at 10 for £100 an order, these sweet-and-savoury crisps come in at a tenner a can.

They were part of Pringles' 2016 Christmas promotion, and according to some not-so-nice reviews, the ugly sweater can might be the best part of them.

Nothing says I love you like a box of chocolates plastered with the hairy faces of five men who whittle duck-calling tools out of wood.

For a whopping £3,800, you could be the proud owner of a single Cheeto that looks vaguely like Superman when turned on its side. Ponder that.

Wanting to try one chalky, crumbly astronaut ice cream is cute as a kid. Ordering a package of five as an adult is straight-up weird.

Have fun chowing down on mint chocolate, chocolate chip, cookies and cream, neapolitan, and sandwich bars you wish were just a little bit creamier.

NBA star James Harden is famous for his giant beard, and Trolli capitalised on that when they began endorsing him. The result: a special-edition beard-shaped gummy sweet that came out last spring.

Bottles of this stuff were poppin' in the '90s, but somewhere down the line, people became a little grossed out by the suspended-in-soda balls of, well, flavour.

Lucky for you, you can experience that disgust with just a click and 12 quid.

This brand's not the first one to advertise that its pasta packs more protein than normal, but that name? Hmm.

You may never know why someone decided to create salmon wasabi sushi-flavoured crisps, but you could know what they taste like for less than a tenner.