Dude Bruh, These 15 Photos Made Me Pee My Pants And Wheeze In Laughter

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We all deserve a laugh, so here are 15 photos from r/funny that put me in hysterics this week:

1.This eye-poking Olympic headline:

A male pole vaulter in athletic gear looks up, gripping a pole. Text below reads: "Pole vaulter's Olympic dream shattered by his own penis"

2.This graphic reminder of the house party someone hosted the night prior:

Imprint of two hands and a person's torso, including a face and upper body, pressed into a thick, textured fabric. No text is visible

3.This raccoon that binged so hard on someone's snacks, it got stuck under a bureau:

A raccoon lies amidst a cluttered mess of food wrappers, bags of chips, and various tools in a storage area featuring a Home Depot bucket

4.This person who received a lot of penis-related love on their birthday:

Two greeting cards: One reads, "I hope your birthday is as good as your dick." The other reads, "Treat yourself to a birthday wank."

5.This cockroach wedding cake that a brother-in-law got the happy couple (to signify an indestructible marriage, I guess):

Cockroach-shaped cake with icing text reading "The Greens" and "August 5th, 2024" on a white cake board

6.And this message a baker was assigned to put on a cake:

A large cookie cake with blue and white icing reads, "Sorry about your hemorrhoids Here's a cake!"

7.This room that a 42-year-old man was placed in at the doctor:

Nemo, Bruce, and other fish from Finding Nemo are painted on a white wall in a room next to a white door with a sign that reads "Please Close the Gate."

8.This edit of the Turkish sharpshooter in the Olympics:

Image of John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson dressed as their characters from "Pulp Fiction" alongside a man wearing a white sports jersey. All are pointing guns
Miramax / u/sinsirellaperi / Via reddit.com

9.These airport partnered potties:

Two side-by-side toilet seats in a public restroom, each with a toilet paper dispenser above. A waste bin is placed between the toilets
u/wrestlejitsu / Via reddit.com

10.This breastfeeding room passcode, reminiscent of a middle school calculator joke:

Sign with instructions for unlocking a Mamava suite for pumping or breastfeeding by pressing 8008. Additional info suggests downloading the Mamava app for more locations

11.This brazen license plate:

A license plate that says "ILUVGIZ"
u/TheCommonGatsby / Via reddit.com

12.This joke in the Pokémon game:

A Pokémon game screenshot with a character facing an Eevee-costumed trainer. The trainer says, "Kneel down before me!" and "My mum always says that to my dad!"
u/MutoCard / Via reddit.com

13.This dog enjoying a car window breeze:

A close-up of a black dog's face with its mouth open, enjoying the wind through a car window

14.This brutally honest birthday gift from a ketamine center:

A gift card from Ketamine Center states: "Wishing a Less Sad Birthday" and offers "$100 off your next treatment." Expires 2 months after your birthday

15.And finally, this person who found the perfect solution to not getting their feet wet:

A person is doing a handstand in a large puddle on a street lined with parked cars, splashing water around
u/UserSergeyB / Via reddit.com

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