Yahoo News 16 Fails From This Week That'll Make You Feel Wayyyy Better About Your Own Life
Another week, another list of hilarious fails that people were kind enough to share online for our enjoyment. Take a look at some of the best fails from this week, and at least for a moment, you'll feel a bit better about your own life:
1. It happens to the best of us.
what happened this morning hangoverically can never happen again
— charles entertainment cheese (@jmurffff) August 12, 2024
2. That high school language class "name" is a killer.
In the waiting room. The nurse called for Yvonne. I reacted like a sleeper agent, long dormant but suddenly reactivated, for “Yvonne” was my name in high school German class. Then I remembered. That is not my name. That has not been my name in many years…Auf Wiedersehen, Yvonne.
— Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D (@SarahMackAttack) August 12, 2024
3. Science needs to create a one million SPF sunscreen that lasts for 12 hours.
I got the kind of sunburn that is a moral failing
— Poe Zone 666 (@PrairieIre) August 12, 2024
4. Thanks, kiddo.
I had a family show up fifteen minutes late to my Back-to-School meet and greet. As they walk through my classroom door, the little boy says, “We’re late because my dad had to poop.”
— Michelle 🍎 (@michelleDbelle) August 11, 2024
5. Imagine finding out your husband might be a pirate.
My husband thinks all the silverware should go in one big pile together instead of being separated by size and category. I really wish I had known this before we got married.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) August 12, 2024
6. Either get ice cream or eat a vegetable, but you must choose!
hate when u go for ice cream with someone and they get a healthy flavour. like bish i thought we were getting oreo fudge cholesterol moose trail
— van haley (@vanhaley_yt) August 12, 2024
7. Tequila comes for us all.
wow maybe me and simone biles have more in common than i thought pic.twitter.com/DHCTMrp30d
— claire de lune (@ClaireMPLS) August 13, 2024
8. I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this...
separated my m&ms into their colours :3 pic.twitter.com/MHyxfb7uvH
— Shibe || Cosmos Advivo (@shiberambles) August 14, 2024
9. Gardening, housing crisis; tomato, tomahto.
Nothing has ever captured the stressed millennial daughter/retired boomer parent relationship better than my mom telling me she's really overwhelmed this week because she grew too many tomatoes and doesn't know what to do with them.
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) August 15, 2024
10. At least lie to us, LinkedIn.
staying humble with my weekly Irrelevance Alert pic.twitter.com/y1njSssOHW
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) August 14, 2024
11. My guess is the second from the left.
Today’s the Super Bowl of trying to figure out which of these five remotes turns on the TV at my in-laws’ house pic.twitter.com/JjEw4zNquE
— Matthew Levy (@MattLevy51) August 15, 2024
12. Admit it: You've reached the lowest low before.
Anyone else ever feel like giving up and grifting MLMs to people from high school?
— Nick Coffman (@thatCoffman) August 14, 2024
13. Bluey is, unfortunately, a chip off the old block.
Got my son a Bluey stuffed toy over a year ago and he loves it so much, but he calls it "Dad" and not Bluey. We figured that maybe Bluey's Dad is just his favourite character on the show. It just hit us now over a year later that the toy is actually Bluey's Dad and not Bluey. 🤦🏿♂️
— Vhasa 🍉 (@JayFromVenda) August 16, 2024
14. Better safe than sorry, I say.
I was out LATE late (for this town) with some clinic girlies and a dude approached our circle and reached out to touch my girl’s lower back so I grabbed her waist and pulled her forward and yelled ARE YOU LOST DO YOU NEED SOMETHING CAN I HELP YOU at him. anyway it was her husband
— 🧃you or someone you love🧃 (@hannahmsays) August 16, 2024
15. Knowledge of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire is enough to keep anyone from a night on the town.
doing a masters degree is so embarrassing sorry guys can’t come out i’m too busy reading the news from 1911
— kate ✨ (@pulpy_fiction) August 16, 2024
16. And finally: I hope the surprise is cute, at least.
Nothing scarier than your husband taking the kids to Petco "just to look" then texting you "we got a surprise"
— meghan (@deloisivete) August 16, 2024
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