The 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards aired last night on TBS, with actors such as Betty White and Alec Baldwin scoring awards for their outstanding performances. Not only did they win big, but both White and Baldwin gave a couple of the nights best lines. Here is a list of the top ten quotes from the SAG telecast.
"I'm at the SAG Awards, and it's warm here." - Jim Parsons ("The Big Bang Theory") during the "I'm an Actor" introductions.
"I can't tell you what fun I've had being the worlds second oldest profession." - Christopher Plummer after his win for Outstanding Male Actor in a Supporting Role.
"I gotta work out more." - "The Helps" Octavia Spencer on the weight of her latest award.
"Obviously this means you love Tina's writing." - "30 Rock's" Alec Baldwin on his sixth consecutive win.
"I don't think they can read. I think they made a terrible mistake." - "Hot in Cleveland's" Betty White on her win for Outstanding Female Actor in a Comedy Series.
"I'm not gonna let them keep this, but I'll let them see it." - Betty White again, this time on sharing her award with her co-stars.
"I think it was the late, great W.C. Fields who said never work with kids or animals. Well, he can kiss my a......" - "Modern Family's" Nolan Gould, right before being yanked off the microphone during his acceptance for Outstanding Cast.
"Hi everybody, I'm what's left of Dick Van Dyke." - Dick Van Dyke, right before honoring his former co-star Mary Tyler Moore with a lifetime achievement award.
"If drag queens love you, you will have the longest career in the world." - Tina Fey, quoting Kathy Lee Gifford.
"Thank you for taking my wine Tina, but I have to thank our executive producer Martin Scorsese." - Steve Buscemi, referring to the drinking game invented by the cast of "Bridesmaids."
What were you favorite quotes from the SAG Awards?
Note: This was written by a Yahoo! contributor. Join the Yahoo! Contributor Network here to start publishing your own articles.