31 Hilarious Tweets That Went Viral This Weekend
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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1.
My job is forcing us to have a meeting about what is causing our burnout and I put this in the chat: pic.twitter.com/1VxLZqhJ4u
— WyldKat 🐆 (@ANiMaListicAN) August 8, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @ANiMaListicAN
2.
Had a salad for dinner last night and blueberries for breakfast this morning pic.twitter.com/t6HKjeekIZ
— MAY18TH (@jiggyjayy2) August 9, 2024
Bravo / Twitter: @jiggyjayy2
3.
Y’all this is my dentist…lol?????????? pic.twitter.com/Mn5hKDuxc3
— ALICIA (@AliciaDrayton_) August 8, 2024
4.
Me when I spy a delicious pie cooling on a windowsill pic.twitter.com/xWutGexW6I
— Matthew (@fattmellows) August 10, 2024
NBC / Twitter: @fattmellows
5.
“may cause drowsiness” pic.twitter.com/TE0jI5G7Qr
— The Godmother (@Kamogelo_MN) August 10, 2024
Walden Media / Twitter: @Kamogelo_MN
6.
weird to mention his wealth but happy for them https://t.co/ycT9KHUJpW
— Marc (@marcsnetiker) August 9, 2024
@adele / @schiaparelli / Twitter: @marcsnetiker
7.
i’ve been saying this for years. https://t.co/ZhFVbNndc3
— SLIM (@_slimarella_) August 9, 2024
8.
spent $300 on emergency vet just for them to tell me he basically was acting weird for attention pic.twitter.com/vRp3WSMxC8
— 🐈⬛ (@milosmiata) August 10, 2024
9.
he could back up a lil bit https://t.co/csF945QXGn
— kiki ☆ (@causeimicy) August 11, 2024
Stephen Curry / Twitter: @causeimicy
10.
accidentally said “I want a redbull and a cigarette” around a pregnant woman at the pool and she looked wistfully into the water and said to herself “…Redbull….. and a cigarette :(“
— ♱ (@horrorlor) August 11, 2024
11.
even god himself is getting in on brat summer https://t.co/5OfXXdpW9F
— corb (@awshuqs) August 11, 2024
12.
one time i asked the guy i was dating at the time if he would still love me if i was a worm and he said 'no but i would build u a terrarium and make sure ur safe and also so u could see the girl i date after :)' and it caused a huge fight lol
— ✩⋆。°kronk⋆。°✩ (@krrronk) August 10, 2024
13.
(first day as a pilot) the what pit
— Charlie James (@malecowgirl) August 8, 2024
14.
We just left my family reunion and my husband said in such a chipper voice "I was really well behaved so we're gonna go ahead and stop to get me a treat on the way home." pic.twitter.com/3zk3BBR1tc
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) August 11, 2024
15.
If I was told told to return my Olympic medal….yeah sure I’d give it back….but I’d be on the plane before they realize it’s cake idgaf
— jat (@whotheheckisjat) August 11, 2024
16.
seeing literally any two men in a photo together pic.twitter.com/DQeOAyv3K9
— matt (@computer_gay) August 11, 2024
Searchlight Pictures / Twitter: @computer_gay
17.
https://t.co/hVGYq6w9TT pic.twitter.com/Lw8i9WRedr
— chefkids (@girlflopping) August 10, 2024
18.
her: my plant just died me tryna hit: pic.twitter.com/EQBiBigQfY
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) August 9, 2024
Tyrese / Twitter: @ayeejuju
19.
my brother brought his Vietnamese girlfriend over for dinner why my mom gon say I love Panda Express out of nowhere omg I hate Mexicans
— natalie (@ferventnatalie) August 9, 2024
20.
When I’m 3 drinks in and I hear someone light a cigarette pic.twitter.com/qey0gucwOc
— tess (@tesspaisan) August 8, 2024
NBC / Twitter: @tesspaisan
21.
Gandalf: Keep it secret, keep it safe.Frodo: pic.twitter.com/VAFjoeJXl5
— LIBRIA (@libriastore) August 9, 2024
NBC / Twitter: @libriastore
22.
ME missing ALL the requirements: https://t.co/fsvDyhrunR pic.twitter.com/VNQxw8qkP6
— Jenni (@hashjenni) August 9, 2024
23.
When someone tells me the bar has been raised and they believe in me pic.twitter.com/TRU416N2uq
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) August 10, 2024
NBC / Twitter: @minakimes
24.
finally replied to 3 people that I’ve been ignoring for no reason and this is how it felt pic.twitter.com/3oNA4Bq3qe
— jack :D (@jubilescent) August 9, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @jubilescent
25.
Trump for the past couple of weeks https://t.co/F30tT8gRPy pic.twitter.com/Ihd6JdhKXv
— -_-Mugs-_- (@ASMRisweird) August 8, 2024
Disney Channel / Twitter: @ASMRisweird
26.
my dog on the lawn 30 seconds after i've finished bathing him pic.twitter.com/A5aqxIbV3H
— David Mack (@davidmackau) August 9, 2024
NBC / Twitter: @davidmackau
27.
me drunk walking out the club and up to the food truck pic.twitter.com/LhPVmfZvXZ
— Seaux Leaux 🕺🏿 (@PHaithfulGem) August 9, 2024
C-SPAN / Twitter: @PHaithfulGem
28.
now what the hell is this bob... pic.twitter.com/hLgA6S30If https://t.co/w6E8sndSa3
— electric chappell roan (@confideinm3) August 10, 2024
Bravo / Disney / Twitter: @confideinm3
29.
Me sleeping with no dinner cus I had a fight with my family. pic.twitter.com/wlxFILveIq
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) August 9, 2024
Summit Entertainment / Twitter: @Whotfismick
30.
if i was a stay at home husband i would sit by the front door and whimper until my wife returned
— corb (@awshuqs) August 9, 2024
31.
accidentally just opened my front camera. we remain grateful for personality
— 𝕊ડડ𝕥ꪗꪶꪖ𝕣” ✰ (@ssstylar) August 9, 2024
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