33 Hilarious Photos Of People Who Demonstrated Epic Levels Of Cluelessness

1.This (possibly very stoned) employee didn't get it when a customer asked them to cut a bagel in half:

A close-up of a hand holding a bagel from Einstein Bros on a branded paper bag. The bagel is partially sliced
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2.This person didn't get that the basket return at Walmart wasn't his personal basket trolley:

Person in a grocery store shopping for dairy products, facing away and pulling a blue basket
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3.And this contractor didn't get, well, basically ANYTHING when it came to installing a counter over a sink:

A kitchen sink installation gone wrong, with the sink incorrectly cut out and placed, leaving large gaps around the edges. Cleaning supplies are visible nearby
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4.This kindergartener didn't get why his favorite show wasn't popping up:

"No results found" displayed on a search screen with the query "SPONJ BOB SCWARI PANS."

It's OK, though — he's only 5 and made a good effort!

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5.This person didn't get their pet wasn't allowed indoors — despite there being a sign forbidding their EXACT dog:

A small dog waits inside a store near a door with a sign prohibiting dogs
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6.And this historical marker maker didn't get it could have benefited from some better spacing:

Stone plaque reads: "The expedition of Major S.H. Long passed this point June 8, 1820 enroute to Rocky Mountains."
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7.Whoever sent (or programmed) this response didn't get it wasn't helpful in the slightest:

Email from Amazon Customer Service thanking the recipient for contacting them
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8.Tito's owners didn't get that this unfortunate typo wasn't going to help the situation:

A "Missing Dog" poster about Tito, a super loving, 120 lbs, gray and white genital giant. Includes a photo of Tito sitting and looking happy
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9.And this kid really didn't get how deodorant was supposed to be used:

A partially used Old Spice Swagger deodorant stick with a bite mark, held in front of a shower shelf containing personal care products
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10.This architect didn't get — at any point — what the development's layout ACTUALLY looked like:

A sign reads "McMillan Mesa Lofts, 1571 N Pine Cliff Dr." with a map of the lofts layout in front of a building
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11.This slightly drunk wife didn't get how to cut a tray of brownies like a normal human being:

A glass baking dish of chocolate brownies, partially cut into rectangular pieces. One piece is missing. A plastic knife lies nearby

12.And this guy did NOT get this wasn't going to fit:

Person attempts to fit a large cardboard box into a car's back seat in a parking lot near several buildings
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13.This ice cream truck driver didn't get they really should've bought a different brand of generator:

Back of a van covered in kids' cartoon stickers (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Sesame Street characters, Space Jam characters), with child safety signs (Stop for Children, Caution Watch for Children) and a generator
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14.This driver didn't get that "NCST MOM" wouldn't be read as "NICEST MOM," but something else:

A Volvo XC70 with a personalized license plate that reads "NCST MOW" is seen in a busy parking lot
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15.And this parent didn't get that leaving the butt paste next to the toothpaste would lead to a terrible, terrible mistake:

Toothbrushes and three toothpaste tubes, including Orajel Kids Toothpaste, Boudreaux's Butt Paste, and Crest Cavity Protection, on a bathroom sink
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16.This CAPTCHA maker didn't get that this was not quite the best photo to use:

Image of a CAPTCHA test instructing users to select all squares with motorcycles. A partially obscured motorcycle is visible
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17.This company didn't get that this was not the best font to use:

A sign with a QR code reading "Join Our Team!" and a URL "bbwjobs.com" is displayed on a window
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18.And this wannabe chef didn't get that they'd gone overboard with the parchment paper:

A burning pie with flames on the edges sits in an open oven, with smoke rising from it. The kitchen cabinets and oven controls are visible
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19.This hotel didn't get that it wasn't ideal to call this traveler a "distressed virgin" (after their Virgin Atlantic flight was rerouted so the airline put them up in a hotel):

Hotel welcome screen displaying a message to a guest, including options for Television, Channel Guide, Internet TV, Hotel Services, and Weather
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20.This cafe owner didn't get that the cafe's name might give people the wrong idea:

Naughty Cat Cafe sign includes a smaller sign reading "NOT a Strip Club" by the door. Image posted in r/meme on Reddit
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21.And neither did this bar owner:

A sign for The Sextant Bar & Galley reads: "Disappointing people who think were a strip club for 45 years."
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22.This person didn't get that Shrek might not be the best character to use for a safe sex pamphlet:

Be like Shrek, have safe sex. Practice safe sex by using protection to prevent STIs. Remember to wait for true love before mating

23.This teacher didn't get that her students' groundhogs — yes, they're supposed be groundhogs! — looked like something else:

Groundhogs on the wall
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24.And this trophy designer didn't get that this prize for winning a 4th of July hot dog eating contest looked like, uh...:

A hot dog trophy
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25.This resident didn't get that this door knocker might not be appropriate for this apartment complex:

A notice from management
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"As you know, the school bus waits across the street every morning..."

A door knocker with large testicles
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26.This pregnant wife didn't get that her baby bump made hiding to scare her husband impossible:

A woman's baby bump sticking out
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27.And this bus designer didn't get that these poles looked a little pornographic:

A pole on a bus
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28.This deli worker didn't get just how awkward this typo was:

Package of food labeled "EGGPLANT MEET BALLS" with pricing and packing information

29.This person didn't get (until it was too late) that this wasn't ranch:

Large bottle of Zep hand sanitizer gel with handwritten note saying "NOT Ranch" and a frowning face on the bottle

30.And this teacher didn't get that the abbreviation for proton or neutron reads...porn:

Close-up image of a table from a document, showing columns titled "Criterion" and "Nucleus change (+ or - p or n)". Context unclear

31.This person didn't get that it was a bad idea to hire a cheap hairstylist off Craigslist:

A photo of the back of a person's head showing an uneven haircut with multiple jagged layers

32.This guy named Curt didn't get that this was the wrong font to get embroidered on his jacket:

Close-up of a fabric item with the name "Curt" embroidered on it in cursive. An invoice is partially visible in the background

33.And lastly, this kitten didn't get that squeezing into this vending machine was a big, big, big mistake:

A black and white cat is sitting inside a vending machine among snacks like M&M's, Snickers, and Skittles