60 People Who Just Straight Up Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse October Than You

1.The person who should not have made that turn:

2.The person whose car is always going to have a little bit of litter in it:

3.The person who also experienced a fate worse than death:

4.The person whose day went from 100 to 0 pretty dang fast:

5.The person who just got their entire life blown up by a pole:

6.The person with the thinnest cheese known to man:

7.The person who learned one of life's most valuable lessons:

8.The person who will surely get first prize down at the county fair:

9.The person whose shoes are no longer their own:

10.The person who messed around with the wrong printer:

11.The person who had a delicious treat while sleeping:

12.The person whose entire night turned around after a ziti disaster:

13.The person whose house is about to stank:

14.The person whose phone shall remain locked far into the distant future:

15.The person who's about to solve the world's worst mystery:

16.The person who had a delicious, moldy breakfast:

17.The person who I'm afraid just blue themself:

18.And the person with the best-smelling wall in all the land:

19.The person who found a secret portal to their living room:

20.The person whose phone would go great with tomato and bacon:

21.The person with the best seats in the house:

22.The person who is probably regretting being married right now:

23.The person who must have angered some very vengeful birds:

24.The person who loves their cats very much, I'm sure:

25.The person who gets to be reminded of their sweet microwave every time they shower:

26.The person who just wanted to get some decorative basketballs on their cake:

27.The person who gave their laundry room a beautiful coat of paint:

28.The person who met a bug very concerned with its dental hygiene:

29.The person whose toilet Zeus must have mistaken for frickin' Cronus:

30.The person who shall chocolate no longer:

31.The person who lived the Mista Mista nightmare:

32.The person who learned that rotten eggs are a very, very real thing:

33.The person who got a little extra seasoning in their dinner:

34.The person whose pizza has been through hell and back:

35.The person whose RV might be a liiiiittle stuck:

36.The person who might want to put their phone in some rice:

37.The person who Hulked their dang door straight off:

38.The person who is going to learn a whole lot about the back of an airplane seat:

39.The person whose bag of food is really going places:

40.The person who, sadly, will be unable to watch the FlightTracker:

41.The person whose potato went absolutely nuclear in their oven:

42.The person who will be finding remnants of smoothie years from now:

43.The person whose thumb tattoo seems to be drawn on with street chalk:

44.The person who had quite literally the unthinkable happen to them and their poor toothbrush:

45.And...oh lord...the person who had this happen to them:

46.The person who might just want to get out of the truck and walk home:

47.The person whose package looks absolutely delectable:

48.The person who will have to get prone to rescue their toilet paper:

49.The person who learned the hard way about the letter "E" today:

50.The person who almost got sucked into a moving sidewalk:

51.The person whose cake came out juuuust a bit off:

52.The person who cleaned with MAX power:

53.The person who was kind enough to give a little trial sip to a friend:

54.The person who painted their floor a lovely shade of red:

55.The person who might just want to paper over that hole:

56.The person who pressure washed with MAX power:

57.The person who succeeded in destroying what time could not:

58.The person who gave their sheets a fresh, new design:

59.The person who made a lifelong enemy in this fly:

60.And the person who instead of seeing Christ The Redeemer saw Christ The Hide 'N' Seeker: