Yahoo News Azealia Banks Reveals Her Her ‘Chicken Sacrifice’ Room In Bizarre Witchcraft Video
While most of us are dashing around town to find the last bits to add to our New Year’s Eve outfit (a trilby fascinator and an elasticated belt, thanks for asking), demure popstar Azealia Banks has instead been hitting up her local DIY store, to help tidy up her home in time for 2017.
“DIY store? Surely Azealia has a cleaning lady who’ll pop round to her apartment to do the dishes and tidy away her smalls?” we hear you cry.
Well unfortunately, dear reader, a Spring Clean at the Banks household is a bit more heavy duty – what with the BLOOD SACRIFICE THAT GOES ON BETWEEN HER FOUR WALLS.
No ladies and gentlemen, we haven’t been watching ‘American Horry Story: Coven’ on a loop for six weeks– this is an actual thing that Azealia Banks does now.
What a fitting end to 2016, eh?
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The sometime-rapper gave her fans on Instagram a sneak peek into her own personal spring-cleaning ritual, where she had seemingly hired out a SANDBLASTER to get rid of the chicken blood and feathers which had caked the walls and floor of her apartment.
All very 'The Crucible’.
In the Instagram story, Azealia makes reference to 'Brujeria’ – a Spanish word for witchcraft. “The amount of crap that’s about to come off my floor right you now guys, oh my god,” she told fans.
"Three years worth of brujeria. You know I’ve got to scrape all this s**t up. I got my sandblaster, my goggles, it’s about to go down.”
“Real witches do real things.”
See below for the room in questions - warning: GRIM is an understatement.
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Anyway, the pictures have understandably caused a right old ruckus online, with famed Chandelier swinger Sia taking umbrage with Azealia’s use of blood sacrifice (words we never thought we’d end up writing, to be honest).
Posting to Twitter, the 'Cheap Thrills’ singer wrote: 'Sacrificing animals for your gain is the wackest shit I’ve ever heard. Get ahead by being awesome, kind and working hard’ – which didn’t go down too well with Azealia herself, who saw the songstress’ words as disrespectful to her religion and witchy-ways.
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In a now deleted post, Azealia said: “And your ugly pasty dry white lady winter skin face is the ugliest fave (sic) I’ve ever seen that must be why you hide it all the time. “HAVE SOME F*****G RESPECT FOR MY F*****G TRADITIONAL AFRICAN RELIGION YOU POMPOUS WHITE B****”.”
Taking the criticism well there, as per.
Azealia then uploaded two more snaps to Insta – one simply saying:
'Stop apologising. No more explanations’ as well as another one of her rolling her eyes with the caption 'Witch-witch-Witch-witch-Witch-witch-Witch-witch-Witch-witch-Witch-witch-Witch-witch-Witch-witch’.
SEND HER TO THE DUCKING POND!
