Dog Owner Documents Hilarious ‘Whodunnit’ Over Pillow Chaos Found In His House

One Imgur user woke up one morning to find their home covered in a light dusting of feathers; what had happened here? Had a hapless bird met a feathery end?

They set off to investigate the case in a series of amusing photo posts.

Meet suspect #1: Fenway, who was questioned and then ruled out because although he has the plausible motive of being a dog, he has the iron-clad alibi of being a good boy.

“Suspect #1: Fenway. Possible motive: He’s a dog. Alibi: He’s a good boy.” [Credit: ablom2009]

After ruling Fenway out, the investigation moved on, gathering more clues en route, like these feathers in the kitchen:

Kitchen feathers [Credit: ablom2009]

A new suspect emerges! Suspect #2 is identified as Brittany, whose compelling motive is also that she is a dog. However, at 13 years old she is deemed too old to have perpetrated such a crime.

“Suspect #2: Brittany. Known alias: Confession bear lookalike. Possible motive: Also a dog. Alibi: 13 years old.” [Credit: ablom2009]

Finally a trail of feathers led the intrepid detective into the living room, where the case was blown wide open.

“Suspect #3: Jackson. New Victim: Pillow. Motive: He’s a little sh*t. Alibi: N/A” [Credit: ablom2009]

Caught red-pawed, the true culprit was revealed to be Jackson, whose beef with the pillow will never fully be understood in our lifetimes. His motive, according to his owner? “He’s a little sh*t.”

The photo story has been viewed over 270,000 times on image sharing site Imgur. Jackson is currently awaiting trial, but he’s certainly looking at a long stretch in the dog-house.

All images: ablom2009 on Imgur