Best Email Scam Ever - Nigerian Astronaut Claims He Is ‘Stuck In Space’

Most of us have received ‘strictly confidential’ requests for assistance from a few Nigerian princes over the years - but a new scam email really takes the biscuit.

It’s from the heartbroken brother of the first African in space - a Nigerian astronaut who has ended up, tragically, stuck in space since 1989.

He needs money to return to Earth (obviously!) but the upside is that he has millions of back pay in his bank account - which he’s happy to share!

It’s just such a brilliant idea, you almost want to get your credit card out. Almost.

What makes it even better is the attention to detail - there’s many real pieces of Soviet space hardware mentioned, in a plea which is so well-done it’s almost heart-rending.

Here it is in full

Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home

Dr. Bakare Tunde

Dear Mr. Sir,


I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number….

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