You might not be able to look at another iceberg lettuce again after reading what Kim Woodburn does with it.
And it seems that she was drawing on personal experience.
"I'm into lettuce leaves at the moment for a little smack on the bum, it's rather nice you know," Kim told The Sun, before going further into her bedroom antics with her husband Peter.
"I weigh a lot, I weigh a ton, but my husband throws me about he's a very physical man, I've got no complaints in that department!"
"I'm 50 Shades of Filth! I'm thinking of writing a mucky book and I would call it 'There's Nothing Dirty in a Clean Bit of Filth," she explained.
Perhaps she should rename it Fifty Shades of Salad.
But it's not all about sex for Kim as she likes having an argument with just about anyone, even before Celebrity Big Brother.
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