CBB Kim Woodburn's sex line audition is oddly erotic

From Digital Spy

Celebrity Big Brother's diva-in-chef Kim Woodburn is already thinking of taking up work a phone sex operator if her TV career is ruined.

Let's face it, it's going to be weird for Kim outside the house. Our own image of her has changed from being the quirky lady off How Clean Is Your House? to fearless and fearsome crusader against gang-handed twerps like Nicola McLean and Jedward.

So, it made sense for Kim to brainstorm other career options during a chat with former rival Nicola and Bianca Gascoigne during Monday's (January 31) highlight show.

"You'd do really well on the sex line," Nicola cheekily suggested.

"If television work doesn't come in after this I'll be on the bloody sex line," Kim joked, with Bianca chiming in: "[You'd be] brilliant. Some men like that dominatrix type of sound."

"Yeah, you'd be going, 'You're naughty, stop it'," Nicola imagined.

So what would a phone sex session with the one-and-only Kim Woodburn actually sound like?

Apparently, it'd sound a bit like this: "Bend over, I'll whip your bum with a lettuce leaf!"

If that doesn't tickle your fancy (do you even exist?), Kim showed off her penchant for sexy poetry while trying to charm Big Brother a little later in the Diary Room.

"Share me a man, to share my lot, know one knows what a lot I've got, be he poor or riches blessed, send him along I'll do the rest," she cooed.

The more we think about it, a sex line wouldn't be the worst option for Kim. After all, that voice goes down like silk even when she's calling you a chicken-livered twerp and, as we know, she's definitely not confrontational.

We'll stop now...

Celebrity Big Brother continues on Wednesday (February 1) at 9pm on Channel 5, and then the two-hour grand finale extravaganza kicks off on Friday (February 3) also at 9pm.

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