Which isn't exactly what we're going for here – so it's no wonder Nadia said he was "one of the worst" daters on the show.
But tonight (September 13), the matchmakers had a real trick up their sleeves by sending Calum out on a blind date with cougar Izzy Beaumont, telling him to "bring [the] fun and naughty".
And if you remember Izzy's date with Joey Essex last series, then you know that's a bit of an understatement.
Of course, the viewers remembered Izzy, and everyone was torn between encouraging Calum to hot-tail it out of there as fast as possible or sitting back and enjoying the sure-to-be brilliant scenes about to unfold:
Oh not this annoying cougar again! Poor Calum! ]]>😂👀😂🤦🏼🌸🦄😆💘😂👀🙈👀👀😆😆😆