Christmas Scrooges rejoice: you can now buy an anti-advent calendar

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The lyrics of a classic song describe it as 'the most wonderful time of the year’ – but Christmas isn’t for everyone.

Thankfully, Pechkeks – creators of Misfortune Cookies – has come up with a solution for those who are in touch with their inner Scrooge: an anti-advent calendar packed with gloomy surprises for ‘a gruesome Christmas’.

Dubbed the ‘Gruesome Christmas Anti-Advent Calendar’, it contains 24 black wheat pastry cookies – which each come with an inappropriate joke. What’s more, it’s also vegan friendly.

The alternative countdown’s description reads: “We all remember how the Grinch stole Christmas, now you can as well! Have a wonderfully macabre Christmas with this anti-advent calendar, filled to the brim with misfortune and dismay.”

It’s complete with a fitting monochrome colour scheme and is available to buy on popular gift website, Prezzybox.

At £27.99, we think there’s no better way to treat the grinchy girl or guy in your life over the holiday season.

Misfortune Cookies' Gruesome Christmas Anti-Advent Calendar, £27.99
Misfortune Cookies' Gruesome Christmas Anti-Advent Calendar, £27.99

Ebenezer Scrooge would certainly approve.

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