Being the total lad that he is, Colin the Caterpillar spent his 25th birthday getting blind drunk and hitting London.
Colin - the Marks & Spencer cake that is an absolute must for all work birthdays - finally got to enjoy his own birthday.
And judging by the pictures on Instagram, Colin celebrated his quarter century with an absolute mammoth drinking session.
It ended - like any big night - with Colin collapsing in a drunken mess with a half-eaten kebab
Here’s how his big night panned out…
Tube to the Spoons to meet the lads
Pint, no food. Food is for lightweights
Out come the shots
Colin and the lads get rowdy
Drunken selfies - thankfully not naked drunken selfies
Kebab. The only way to end the night
Staggering home in a taxi. Alone, sadly
The morning after the night before
No one parties like Colin parties. Total lad.