Had a long day? Sick of this whole hot-and-sticky summer thing? Done with the hockey offseason? Adore and miss Jaromir Jagr?
Then I have the cure for what ails you, friend.
Jaromir Jagr: 1st ballot Hall Of Famer, Top 5 All-time NHL player, Smooth Zamboni Operator. pic.twitter.com/pABxQUvxzy
— North Dominion Sports (@NorthDominion) August 28, 2018
A video making the rounds on social media Tuesday showed what appears to be a mythological creature thrusted atop of a strange ice-cleaning machine, but upon further inspection, it’s just an arguably Top 5 hockey player of all time taking a Zamboni for a spin while decked out in full gear — minus the skates, of course.
A couple Jagr updates here worth mentioning. No. 1, it appears from this grainy video that his glorious, shining flow has returned to at least shoulder length, maybe even a little longer. Great news for those who support great hair.
Secondly, this man is getting ready to suit up in his 31st (THIRTY FIRST!!) professional hockey season in less than a couple weeks, for the team that he owns in his home country. Is there anything more boss than that?
Well, I guess ranking second all-time in NHL points and assists and third in goals is pretty okay, too. Oh, and the money, and the fame, and the legacy.
And don’t forget the hair.