Fancy A Pair Of Pig Pants? Bacon Scented Underwear Goes On Sale

There are those who take turkey at Christmas, and then there are those who have ham.

For the pig-lover in your life, you could do worse than offer them a sweet-smelling gift this holiday season: a pair of bacon scented pants.

The porky underwear is on sale through Seattle-based company J&Ds, who specialise in all kinds of bacon products.

The bacon scented underwear comes in briefs for men and bikini bottoms for women, and it smells positively piggylicious.

However, the manufacturers have warned customers not to wear them in the vicinity of a hungry dog.

A spokesman for J&Ds, a porky purveyor of “Baconnaise” and bacon lip balm, said: “Marrying the ultimate in comfort and cured meat, our Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments.

“Each pair is hand crafted in the USA to offer the support of briefs, the freedom of boxers and the smell of breakfast cooking in your pants. You really can have it all.”

If you think all that sounds a bit hammy, the bacon pants do come quite cheap at £15, although they come with a disclaimer that says they are not recommended for postmen, zookeepers, vets, dog walkers and circus performers.

The company said: “If you have a large dog with razor sharp teeth, please do not fall asleep in our Bacon Scented Underwear.”

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