Yahoo News I Feel Abs Forming After Laughing So Hard At These 39 Jokes About The VP Debate
Last night, Sen. J.D. Vance and Gov. Tim Walz faced off in the 2024 vice presidential debate.
Whether you watched live or saved yourself the stress and are catching up on the coverage post-debate today, there was no shortage of reactions, memes, and jokes. They make getting through the absurdity of this 2024 election cycle a *little* more bearable. Here are all the best reactions from the night:
1.
I am an undecided voter. Do I go with the slick eyeliner man who recites his slogans and shouts over women until they have to cut his mic, or the nice man who wants to give us healthcare.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) October 2, 2024
2.
tim walz has convinced me that minnesota is significantly better than most other places in the nation. dont know what this means for the national race.
— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) October 2, 2024
3.
I can't focus on Vance, I keep wondering how many Sephora points he has
— 🌻 Emily Brandwin 🌻 (@CIAspygirl) October 2, 2024
4.
— Serpico Rising (@SerpicoRising) October 2, 2024
CBS News / FX / Via Twitter: @SerpicoRising
5.
who did jd vance’s makeup for the debate?? he looks like a porcelain doll. he should be in the club :/ #VPDebate2024 pic.twitter.com/IhidBMLmYG
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) October 2, 2024
CBS News / Via Twitter: @elijahdaniel
6.
JD Vance to his makeup artist #VPDebate2024 pic.twitter.com/xnqn367pAt
— Danté (@officialdswift) October 2, 2024
Bravo / Via Twitter: @officialdswift
7.
JD Vance has the energy of a restaurant manager who understands your complaint but still ain't taking that hamburger off your check.
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) October 2, 2024
8.
Shoutout to Nickelodeon for making this debate bearable pic.twitter.com/JVsMCaxttO
— greg (@greg16676935420) October 2, 2024
Nickelodeon / CBS / Via Twitter: @greg16676935420
9.
Watching this debate, you can really tell JD Vance went to Yale Law school (derogatory)
— Matilda Bress (@matildabress) October 2, 2024
10.
JD Vance: The rules were you guys weren’t going to fact check.So you agree? You were lying? pic.twitter.com/aH50gNZvAX
— JJ ✌🏻 (@JJkinz) October 2, 2024
Paramount Pictures / Via Twitter: @JJkinz
11.
“The rules were you weren’t going to fact check”WHY would you be against fact checking? #VPDebate2024 pic.twitter.com/AET0lEFs2p
— Yeah Mo! (@flwrchldtweets) October 2, 2024
@theestallion / Via Twitter: @flwrchldtweets
12.
It’s fascinating that JD Vance opened up with his family history of addiction and financial struggles yet he’s always saying the most vile things about that very same demographic of ppl #VPDebate2024 pic.twitter.com/zUc8jVEyjT
— Veronica (@_VEroNIca08) October 2, 2024
Oprah Winfrey / Harpo Studios / Via Twitter: @_VEroNIca08
13.
there’s no one i have more respect more than young working mothers. my wife’s career depended on paid family leave. here’s why we won’t guarantee it
— matt (@mattxiv) October 2, 2024
14.
millennial https://t.co/ezuaHHB8kw
— Nicole (@youngestwoman) October 2, 2024
CBS News / Via Twitter: @youngestwoman
15.
jd vance is like hold up fuck iran, lemme tell you abt the contents of my book "hillbilly elegy"
— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) October 2, 2024
16.
jd vance saying we should build more homes on unused federal lands is so funny like does he think there is an unmet demand to live in the central nevada desert
— directional transsexual (@north0fnorth) October 2, 2024
17.
VP debate pic.twitter.com/5XG7sfHwNx
— 𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 (@TimBarnes451) October 2, 2024
CBS / Via Twitter: @TimBarnes451
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jd vance gives off the vibe that he refers to it as "babysitting" when he's watching his own children and "helping" when he's cleaning his own house
— Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan (@morninggloria) October 2, 2024
19.
“Thank you for describing the legal process.” Every female attorney with 0-100 years of experience felt this
— Keeks 🍓 (@DietCoke_Esq) October 2, 2024
20.
Women should be allowed to cut the mics of men in everyday life. I don't know how, but let's make it happen. #vpdebate
— Meredith (@Mere_Constant) October 2, 2024
21.
did JD really call research on climate change “weird science” #VPDebate2024 pic.twitter.com/nVP3O1buVb
— sam. (@samanthaash_) October 2, 2024
ABC / Via Twitter: @samanthaash_
22.
I say this every four years but I would much rather watch a First Ladies debate. Melania would be like I’m the most beautiful woman in America and I won’t be ashamed of my body and Doug Emhoff would be like I defended the Taco Bell chihuahua in court
— cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies) October 1, 2024
23.
If I send you this it means I’m about to lie in the most articulate manner possible… pic.twitter.com/drhOnRyZfa
— NAACP (@NAACP) October 2, 2024
CBS / Via Twitter: @NAACP
24.
this looks like they announced him as a new skin in Fortnite https://t.co/22l4OC70xS
— Jeremy Kaplowitz (@jeremysmiles) October 2, 2024
@TheDemocrats / Via Twitter: @jeremysmiles
25.
vance would have been better served by a more conservative tie. fushia raw silk is something you wear to summer garden parties, not debates. pic.twitter.com/pnzi7akJal
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) October 2, 2024
USA Today / Via Twitter: @dieworkwear
26.
You’re a convicted felon, beloved. You ARE the crime. pic.twitter.com/dZg0BVtGdh
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) October 1, 2024
27.
“donald trump has consistently made the world more secure” #VPDebate2024 pic.twitter.com/EZP6WG0xqf
— ʜᴀʟᴇʏ ✧*･ﾟ (@ivysgetawaycar) October 2, 2024
28.
THAT'S WHY MIKE PENCE IS NOT ON THIS STAGE!!!! - TIM WALZ
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) October 2, 2024
29.
ALWAYS👏ASK👏EMPLOYERS👏WHY👏THE👏POSITION👏IS👏OPEN👏 pic.twitter.com/YUpT9HhV1M
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) October 2, 2024
JD Vance Official Photo / Mike Pence Official White House Photo by D. Myles Cullen / Via vance.senate.gov
30.
Me on Thursday after telling my friends I’m never drinking again on Sunday pic.twitter.com/Hv4C7ky0GH
— Betches News (@Betches_Sup) October 2, 2024
CBS News / @Betches_Sup / Via Twitter: @Betches_Sup
31.
watching jd vance in the debate pic.twitter.com/BJUMBRe2rM
— sarah (@notsaraaahh) October 2, 2024
32.
JD Vance never lost that snotty little half-smile—the expression of a used car salesman who just convinced a potential buyer that the CHECK ENGINE light on the used Toyota he’s trying to get off the lot is a computer glitch.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) October 2, 2024
33.
"I'm a knucklehead at times" is the most Dad quote I've ever heard
— Rachel Alter, MD MPH (@RachelAlter007) October 2, 2024
34.
Tim Walz shouting out DWTS fans was NOT on my bingo card for tonight
— caroline (@wannabecari) October 2, 2024
35.
And now , the post debate wife swap 😍 pic.twitter.com/TYDi6cp7a7
— Brandon Wardell (@BRANDONWARDELL) October 2, 2024
CBS News / Via Twitter: @BRANDONWARDELL
36.
The writers of SNL right now #VPDebate2024 pic.twitter.com/MbTazAmoFW
— Ty (@tysaar3) October 2, 2024
37.
Tim felt that cuss word coming up his throat and was struggling to keep it down 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/EpKFcfDUko
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) October 2, 2024
CBS News / Via Twitter: @roywoodjr
38.
moderator: in 2017 you called trump “america’s hitler.” what changedjd vance: pic.twitter.com/VLRUWBfkLR
— matt (@mattxiv) October 2, 2024
Soft White Underbelly / Via youtube.com
And lastly:
39.
I see JD has studied at the trump school of not answering the fucking question. #VPDebate2024
— Cyrus Rutherford Beene Apologist (@goldskinned__) October 2, 2024
