Five Funny New York Giants Jokes

The New York Giants are one of the most storied franchises in the NFL. With that being said, there's quite a few people that would rather bang on the Giants than root for them. Now as a fan of Big Blue, I've heard countless jokes about my team. Mainly they revolve around Eli Manning and his face. Whatever. To show that I'm a good sport, I've listed five of the best New York Giants jokes.

Q: "What does a Giants fan and a bottle of beer have in common?"

A: "They're both empty from the neck up."

Being a Giants fan I've had this joke told to me a few times. The good thing about this one is that you can insert any team name you want in place of the Giants. This is a good example of a multipurpose joke.

Q: "What's the difference between a Giants fan and a baby?"

A: "The baby will stop whining after a while."

Okay, I admit it. I did my fair share of whining this year. And if the Giants don't walk away with a win at the Super Bowl, I will most likely whine some more. Waaaa!

Q: "What do the New York Giants and Billy Graham have in common?"

A: "They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell OH GOD!"

I yelled more than just "OH GOD!" a few times this year. If you follow the Giants at all, you know what I'm talking about. Too many nail biting games for me. Wheew!

Q: "Where can you go in New York in case of a tornado?"

A: "MetLife Stadium of course! They never get a touchdown there."

And cue the boo birds now! I know, I know, not the best of the bunch. But it's true. The Giants did seem to have a tough time winning games at home this year. But all's well that ends well.

Q: "What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl on TV?"

A: "The New York Giants"

Not this year they won't be! I still can't believe the Giants turned it around. On second thought, yeah I can. That's what they do. Go Big Blue!

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