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Geordie Shore’s Gary Beadle Kept A ‘Sex Spreadsheet’, FYI

In today’s episode of ‘sentences we didn’t think we’d be writing when we woke up this morning’, Geordie Shore’s Gary ‘Gaz’ Beadle has revealed an interesting secret about his bedroom habits.

And it doesn’t involve a secret love of eating pizza in bed in his dressing gown with an avocado face mask and Mean Girls on TV.

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Although there is a little part of us that would love it if that was Gary’s secret.

Instead, Gaz has admitted that he used to keep a ‘sex spreadsheet’, until he got a little bored when his tally reached 700 (he’s since bragged around allegedly sleeping with over 1,000 women).

Spilling his Excel secrets to The Sun, the organised Geordie lad said: “Everyone knows my sh*g number is in the thousands.

“But I stopped counting when I got to a certain number. I had a spreadsheet on my computer up until about 700 girls.

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“It was an Excel spreadsheet so I could just login whenever and put dots down when I’d done another girl.”

Those IT and Maths lessons really paid off at school, huh?

Gaz, who is excitingly giving his relationship with Charlotte Crosby another go, also revealed that many female fans send him nude photos on his social media accounts.

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He said: “I get girls sending me pictures on Instagram bent over going: ‘If you want to f**k me, here’s my number!’ If I was lying at home bored and I wanted to sh*g a girl I could find someone within seconds from those pics. It’s ridiculous.”