Graham Norton’s best lines from the Eurovision final

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Graham Norton returned to Eurovision for his 12th contest and delivered his customary barbs and zingers as he kept a watchful eye over proceedings.

The broadcaster offered up colourful commentary on the 26 countries competing in the grand final.

Here are some of his best lines:

– “We have some great vocalists tonight – some flat as Holland.”

– “It’s less Destiny’s Child … more Destiny’s Inappropriate Auntie.

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– “Goodness. I guess hairdressers haven’t reopened in Serbia.”

– “Well this song is Marmite. If everyone hated Marmite.”

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– “Why so angry? Was it the lack of conditioner in the hotel bathroom?”

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– “They look like people from IT who dressed up as Steps for a Christmas party.

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“This has already been streamed 30 million times. I’m reading that because I don’t understand it. Maybe it will grow on me, like mould on a bathroom ceiling.”