'The Great British Bake Off's 'Penis biscuit' raises eyebrows

Ben Arnold
Bake Off is back… (Credit: Channel 4)

It wasn’t the quality of the bake or the audibility of the snap that stole the show in last night’s biscuit task on The Great British Bake Off.

Rather, it was some amusingly ambiguous decoration.

New contestant Dan, a full-time parent of two, decided to decorate his showstopper ‘selfie biscuit’ with a scene which meant a lot to him.

Dan works on his phallic creation (Credit: Channel 4)

It was of him holding his new baby in Palm Springs, the infant wrapped in a blanket, as the sun bathes in the blue sky above.

Except perhaps pink might not have been the best choice for the swaddling.

(Credit: Channel 4)

On judging it, host Paul Hollywood said that it looked ‘like a prawn’.

But viewers knew better…

Penis biscuit baby, we shall not forget you.

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