This Guy Asked For Extra Cream Cheese On His McDonald's Bagel And Got An Insanely Thick Layer

If you asked someone to put extra cream cheese on your bagel, how much would you hope they add? One more knife-full than the norm? Another layer? Well, one McDonald’s customer asked for just that — extra cream cheese — and was given an incredibly ridiculous amount of cream cheese. The layer was literally as thick as the bagel itself, maybe even more so. As this is clearly something the world needed to see, the customer shared the McMonstrosity on Twitter for all of us to enjoy.

In a Twitter thread, Bryan Passifiume — victim of the cream cheese overflow — wrote that he asked for extra cream cheese, because the workers usually “just apply it like butter.” He goes on to say that “this is clearly just an exercise in passive-aggressiveness.”

He didn’t stop there, though. He did a full on photo shoot highlighting the insane creation by comparing it to items around his office including a mini football, baseball cap, bell, and hockey puck. His coworkers even stopped by his desk to pose with it. It’s truly even more absurd when it’s not standing alone!

Now, although I was not there to witness this whole bagel ordering situation go down, might I suggest this may have been a deed of generosity? Technically, you can always take some of the cream cheese off, but you can't magically make more appear if there isn’t enough. Yes, that would be a waste, but it could be the thought process here! If this is genuinely what the worker thought he wanted, then I have many questions. I guess the lesson here is to be more specific!

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