Humans series 3: Will the real people succeed in stopping their robot servants from rebelling?
To err is human, to forgive divine. But what if the erring is committed by someone, or something, that doesn’t quite qualify as human? Can one forgive?
Channel 4’s Humans (9pm) provides a smart and stylish exploration of the joys and perils of putting your very existence into the hands of artificial intelligence.
The series two finale saw a subservient army of synths gain consciousness and independent thought, leading to fatalities in the hundreds of thousands through mass accidents and acts of violence.
So what now for the characters — human and non-human — who must re-evaluate their place in a new world?
First, a tech upgrade only marginally more complicated than getting the new iPhone: the green-eyed synths, now dangerous due to their ability to make up their own minds, are off the shelves in favour of new and improved, orange-eyed models claiming that they are “100 per cent safe. Guaranteed.”
The slogan does not inspire confidence after the montage of news clips covering the year since the changes took host, nor does the fact that the model bears a striking resemblance to the real-life Sophia robot who accidentally let slip that she wants to destroy humanity. But, for now, the message is clear: the future’s bright, and the future’s orange.
The present, though, is a bit more grey. The old green-eyed non-monsters of days gone by are either laying low in secluded bunkers — surviving off spare parts and battery charges — or hiding their true selves incognito and living as human. Meanwhile, the real things debate what should be done with their former aides: some support their right to exist, but naysayers — best summed up by the rabble-rousing Claudia Novak, a fusion of Sarah Palin/Nigel Farage well-versed in propaganda and emotional manipulation — call for their end. A war of words threatens to become war itself, and this series opening possesses palpable tension and drama.
For a programme so preoccupied with the concept of humanity, it is ironic that the highlights come via the artificial. Katherine Parkinson and Tom Goodman-Hill provide solid support as humans Laura and Joe — Laura, divorced and weary from fighting for robot rights despite threats to those she holds dear, while Joy pluckily gets on with things in his nostalgic, human-only green grocers.
But it’s the talent behind the synths that astounds. Emily Berrington, Ivanno Jeremiah and Gemma Chan stand out. She in particular has become an expert in the general rules of acting artificial but there is something beneath the synthetic skin. Chan possesses a serene strength that hints at a fierce core. When a fellow robot in her facility unflinchingly delivers the news that one of their own has “suffered an irreversible system failure”, she responds: “Death. Call it death.”
The fact that she cannot use expressions to express her grief has made her something of an expert in subtlety.
Humans has a tricky feat ahead of it. Fables of its ilk that follow a not-quite-alive character seeking a shot at humanity — I,Robot, or A.I — usually wrap up once this is achieved. We don’t, for example, see how Pinocchio deals with life once he realises that being a real boy comes with negatives as well as positives. But if episode one delivers on its promise, then the journey into the unknown will be a profoundly interesting one.
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Billions - Sky Atlantic, 9pm
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The two men began as mirror images, Axe had the charisma, Chuck the scruples, and they were linked by Chuck’s wife, Wendy (Maggie Siff), the shrink and in-house performance coach at Axe’s hedge fund.
Midway through season three, all three are compromised. But nothing stays the same for long, and the financial jiggery-pokery spirals off in a multitude of directions, effectively resetting the series. Chuck has reasons to reconsider his political ambitions, and Axe doubles down in his efforts to prioritise his career over his estranged family.
The title of this episode, All The Wilburys, refers to a scene in which Axe lectures his head of compliance Ari Spyros (Stephen Kunken) about the qualities needed to be a top player, using the analogy of rock group The Traveling Wilburys. Ari, we may surmise, is no George Harrison.
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All the usual ingredients are in place — scary investors in intimidating coats, the nervous energy of the kitchen during service, and the desperation of the candidates, whose hopes and dreams could be dashed by a misjudged baby beetroot.
London Go - Tomorrow, London Live, 7pm
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Blue Juice - London Live, 10pm
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Wild stallions will have to keep you from watching Sean Pertwee, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Steven Mackintosh and Ewan McGregor slip into wetsuits and ponder the meaning of life — whether it’s settling down, and surfing locally, or travelling the world and surfing internationally.
Charming and salty, there’s even a sort of cameo from the Silver Surfer, far better than the one from the second Fantastic Four film.
Little-known director Carl Prechezer makes the most of the stunning Cornish scenery.
The Windsors- ALL 4
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The Cancer Hospital - BBC iPlayer
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