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Joey Essex Has His Cake And Jumps Out Of It As He Celebrates His Birthday In Ibiza

Joey Essex gave himself a birthday surprise he’ll never forget this week, rising up on a platform in the sky and jumping out of his very own birthday cake in Ibiza.

Looks reem, smells reem like a sweet shop vommed all over him.

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Celebrating his 25th birthday in the only way Joey could, he decided to be hitched in the air on a crane to become a human cake decoration while girlfriend Charlotte Stuchfield, along with Fran Parman and Georgie Harrisons, swung on flower-covered swings above him.

Y’know, as you do (yes, we are actually a bit jealous).

There were also some lovely ladies holding up signs spelling out his name like some sort of elaborate game of Countdown (vowel, please) and of course, Joey himself popping the champagne.

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We’re guessing this is just an amalgamation of all of Joey’s best dreams put together, right? That, or we woke up in the Secret Garden this morning.

Not only did Joey take himself and his candy-filled cones (careful) up in the air, but he also treated himself to some glittery body art from boutique Kiss My Fairy.

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How do we get that lady’s job please? Asking for a friend.

Looking anything but a total Capri Sun, Joey decided to go as half plain ol’ fit shirtless man, and half as our exiquiste table decorations that we used at Christmas.

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When in Ibiza and all that.

He looked totally smitten with his gal Charlotte too, posing for photos and being snapped looking as happy as a clam during a conversation.

While Charlotte was looking gorgeous in a green bikini, Joey opted for a pair of white patterned shorts, thanking steering clear of those banana-hammock-thong things that Bobby Norris brought out last year.

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What a ruddy beaut couple they make.

Anyway, we hope Joey had a truly wonderful day (definitely looks like he did, to be honest) - HAPPY BIRTHDAY once again!