Kim Kardashian Can’t Decide Between Trump and Clinton

It’s been a tumultuous few months in US politics, with the world – let alone the American people – desperately looking for guidance and counsel on which direction the planet should take.

So imagine the shock and confusion when America’s cultural and spiritual figurehead – Kim Kardashian-West – admitted that despite usually being THE number one source of sage political wisdom, even she is getting confused by the race for the White House.

Whilst she’d normally be supporting the Democratic nominee, Hillary Clinton, after a conversation with Caitlyn Jenner she now doesn’t know what to think.

Oh Caitlyn, trust you to be on hand to throw a right-wing spanner in the works!

According to the Evening Standard, she told Wonderland magazine – of which she’s their most recent cover star- that Caitlyn and her had been up all night discussing politics on the phone, and now – well, she’s just stumped about the whole thing.

Or should we say… TRUMPED.

She allegedly said: “At first I thought, ‘Oh, my God, I’m so Hillary [Clinton],’ but I had a long political call with Caitlyn last night about why she’s voting Trump. I’m on the fence.”

Someone call CNN, BBC News, The FT – WE NEED THE ENTIRE WORLD’S MEDIA ON CALL FOR THIS HOT TAKE.

But before we all go off on one about all of this, a representative for Wonderland tried to bury the whole thing, saying: “Wonderland did not print or publish that. The issue is on stands and that’s not in it.”.

Hmm, they might not have printed it, but does that mean she didn’t say it?