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Kim Woodburn to write an erotic novel to rival 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'

Kim Woodburn might have had a bit of a rough time in the Celebrity Big Brother house last month, but it sounds like she is still riding high off the back of her new-found popularity, and has revealed that she wants to write a saucy novel.

Ooer, that’d definitely be an interesting read.

Kim referenced her cleaning career in the saucy book title.
Kim referenced her cleaning career in the saucy book title.

The star joked to The Sun: “I’m 50 shades of Filth! I’m thinking of writing a mucky book and I would call it ‘There’s Nothing Dirty In A Clean Bit of Filth!'”, which references her glittering TV career as co-host of ‘How Clean Is Your House?’

Kim already has writing experience after publishing a memoir of her abusive childhood in her 2006 book ‘Unbeaten’, but she hasn’t before tried her hand at penning a fiction book.

Kim had a difficult time in the CBB house.
Kim had a difficult time in the CBB house.

Whilst in the CBB house, her celebrity housemates quipped that Kim would be a great addition to a sex line, with Nicola McLean telling the perplexed TV star: “You’d do really well on the sex line.”

Bianca Gascoigne – who manages a strip club – added that she’d be “brilliant” because “some men like that dominatrix type sound”.

Kim showed off her kinky side in CBB.
Kim showed off her kinky side in CBB.

Kim replied: “If television work doesn’t come in after this I’ll be on the b****y sex line!”

We think that it is very clear to see that the 74-year-old star has a seriously naughty side… And we can’t wait to read her kinky book.