My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 21 Black Tweets From The Week

If you ask me to return my Olympic medal, I will tell you to kiss my black ass.

— Charles J. Moore (@charles270) August 10, 2024

If I were Jordan Chiles n nem I’d tell the Olympics my Momma got the Medal now. Cus you KNOW once yo momma get ahold to your accolades, they ain’t goin NOWHERE! pic.twitter.com/wzWO20QcIr

— Cindy Noir✨ (@thecindynoir) August 10, 2024

If I was told told to return my Olympic medal….yeah sure I’d give it back….but I’d be on the plane before they realize it’s cake idgaf

— jat (@whotheheckisjat) August 11, 2024

You gon see that baby for the rest of your life. This the last time seeing KD Bron and Steph on the same team. https://t.co/Eqhmiwsmb4

— Gently Used Baby Daddy (@KingHyde12) August 9, 2024

When i hear my man having fun without me pic.twitter.com/qFoEeXB2KA

— BIG ROCKII (@RockiiiiRoadd) August 8, 2024

They don’t even look at their wives like this https://t.co/qibqHRKjPF

— Zito (@_Zeets) August 8, 2024

When you ain’t do nun on the group project and still get an A🏅 pic.twitter.com/xpshYZhMyA

— Tyrese Haliburton (@TyHaliburton22) August 10, 2024

Gotta wear it with the prom fit, nephew! https://t.co/lyJBWvzvZw

— Mik | Designer + Strategist (@OkSoMik) August 11, 2024

A white Moesha Johnson. I’ve seen it all https://t.co/47njpPACgZ

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) August 9, 2024

Mo to the E to the! https://t.co/jCIcqZNH9b

— nat 🇲🇸🇦🇬 (@laugh_track_nat) August 9, 2024

I stopped going to this one barber bc he kept cutting me. I found a new barber who does really good. Why the old barber texted me he working at a new location. The location is where my new barber at. Mind you I have an appointment Friday w/ new barber.THE DYNAMICS HAVE CHANGED!! pic.twitter.com/WlEvBm8uH4

— Davontá Cooley (@davontacooley) August 8, 2024

When I seen KD haircut with the crisp edge up at the beginning of the game I knew it was nothing France could do.

— Fontane 🪂 (@Richivno) August 10, 2024

I told my 7yo my feet tired. He gone ask is that why they’re ashy. I don’t need this. pic.twitter.com/QgNntVPPjJ

— Princess | Mindfulness | Conscious Parenting (@themultiplemom) August 7, 2024

Yall want me to make a song for da fall/winter on my album??? Cause it have been hot ash my bad yall

— GloRilla 🦍 (@GloTheofficial) August 6, 2024

my bd takes nothing serious we’re literally ina hospital for our bby & he says “ this the same room eleven was in on stranger things” 😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/DAtEc1tCtc

— DAI (@danielleedai) August 5, 2024

Now why are you lying to that girl? 🤣🥰 https://t.co/kBiiLxjmVf

— Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) August 11, 2024

I got lost in the train station in Japan and this sweet girl helped me out. She was sooo-so musty. Thank you lil sweet musty girl. I’ll never forget you.💚👃🏾💚

— Dear Silas (@dearsilas) August 12, 2024

I know Simone Biles is behind the scenes raising HELL! On that cell phone, stumping around, hair bouncing, like Olivia Pope.

— Globethotter 🌍 (@BrianMcLight) August 11, 2024

getting paid on time https://t.co/wET9BJhtEv

— Delly. (@D_yonceee) August 6, 2024

Had a salad for dinner last night and blueberries for breakfast this morning pic.twitter.com/t6HKjeekIZ

— MAY18TH (@jiggyjayy2) August 9, 2024

when my hair not done and shit just keep going down hill pic.twitter.com/qRPHr6vquT

— faith (@faiththegemini) August 8, 2024

Mannnn I wore an AKA shirt to the gym this morning and a white lady (jokingly) said hey Kamala. I was confused for like 10 seconds. Once it came to me I could have expired on the spot.

— RayBae🧚🏾 (@RayEsq08) August 7, 2024