Snails in her peas
An English woman says she was “disgusted” to find a snail inside a tin of peas. Surely she should be delighted? Escargots are of course a delicacy over here - just add a little garlic and voila! Bon appétit!
Marriage for Manilow
Congratulations to Barry Manilow who announced he had married his long-term partner, Garry Kief, in 2014. We hope to see Barry and his husband in Paris, the city of love, very soon. Bienvenue!
A new survey says more and more Londoners are living on boats these days. Bon voyage, mes amis – enjoy being the captain of your own destiny.
Zut alors! What is going on with your MasterChef judges? John Torode and Gregg Wallace should settle their differences the proper Great British way – with a pint in their local.
Ooh la la! Olivier Giroud comes on and scores against West Ham with his first touch! Monsieur Wenger never starts him anymore and it’s Arsenal’s worst season for years. Do the maths Arsene!
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