Married Lily Allen Signs Up To ‘Exclusive Celebrity Dating App’ - WTF?

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Lily Allen has reportedly signed up to a new dating app ‘exclusively for celebrities’.

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Potentsh profile pic? Copyright: [Instagram]

Now, this sounds like OUR kind of dating app.

We’ve always fancied ourselves a celebrity boyfriend and this could be just the thing we have been waiting for to make it happen.

However, by the sounds of things the closest we’re going to get is writing about it.

Y’see, to prove yourself eligible you allegedly have to be ‘recommended’ by a famous-type already involved or satisfy the site’s algorithm with a pleasing number of Instagram followers.

Good lord – what we wouldn’t do to get our mitts on that database!

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Your pictures are automatically generated by whatever you upload to Instagram which could explain why Lils has been posting snaps like THIS of late:

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Nice lamp. Copyright: [Instagram]

A source told The Sun: “Raya is a small and very exclusive site, so it was impossible to miss Lily. It has certainly raised eyebrows in the industry.”

Despite all this, Lily apparently IS still married (?!) to Sam Cooper, with her reps recently commenting: “There’s no change, she and Sam are very much married.”

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Lily and Sam married in 2011. Copyright: [Rex]

Sam and Lily have been married for four years and have two daughters together- Ethel, three, and two-year-old Marnie.

So why on earth would a married Mum of two be signing up to dating apps – celebrity or not?

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By the sounds of things, rapper Lethal Bizzle is as confused as we are right now.

Lily’s supposed pal told The Mirror: “She’s a real cool girl, I know her from back in the day. Is she married still? I thought she was single.”

Tbh, Biz, we just have no idea anymore.

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