Padam Padam! Kylie Minogue’s latest song has become the internet’s new favourite meme
Last week, Kylie Minogue teased her new studio album with first single ‘Padam Padam’ – and the internet is having a ball with it.
The Australian music icon previously announced that she will release Tension on September 22, which will open with her outrageously catchy single ‘Padam Padam’. “When your heart goes / Padam Padam / I hear it and I know / Padam Padam / I know you wanna take me home,” she sings atop a pounding electronic beat.
Since its release, there have been memes aplenty flooding Twitter from fans of the pop star and confused onlookers alike.
While Kylie stans quickly caught on that the song title and its catchy chorus was mimicking the thud of a heartbeat, others were a little confused about the new entry into the Kylie lexicon.
“I thought Padam Padam was a hunger games reference,” on Twitter user wrote, referring to the dystopian version of America, called Panem, from the Suzanne Collins novels. “Wtf is ‘Padam’?! I’m seeing it everywhere and I think y’all are talking about something Hunger Games related,” another added. “Someone fill me in.”
i thought Padam Padam was a hunger games reference
— Jacket 🏳️🌈 (@jacketlunch) May 23, 2023
I can’t lie, every-time I’ve seen you lot say Padam Padam, my dyslexic ass has been reading as Panem Panem. Thought Kylie Minogue was on the new Hunger Games soundtrack im so serious 😭
— THEO (@theocarrena) May 23, 2023
kept seeing padam and was wondering why everyone was suddenly talking about the hunger games… it just occurred to me that that’s panem
— haley (@haIeybowers) May 24, 2023
I thought people were referring to that place in hunger games when they said padam
— robbie (@subwaybae) May 25, 2023
Others thought ‘Padam’ was just a sound the singer was making. “Just realised Padam Padam is her heartbeat,” one person wrote on Twitter. “It’s HIS heartbeat she literally says that,” someone replied, with another adding: “hmmm it’s explicitly stated in the lyrics i fear.”
Just realised Padam Padam is her heartbeat pic.twitter.com/9T9tcMiBJv
— Aidan (@aidanthereup) May 23, 2023
waittt so padam padam is like the sound of a heartbeat?! 😭… i thought she was just speaking australian
— mia (@DRAINGARDENS) May 24, 2023
I think “Padam Padam” is a hilariously Australian way to pronounce a heartbeat like pls say it out loud LMFAO
— Tyler (@tyler_cov) May 24, 2023
Elsewhere, Kylie fans are celebrating ‘Padam Padam’ as an instant queer anthem. “listened to the song that makes you gay (padam padam),” one person wrote.
“Gay coworker just messaged me ‘padam padam’ through Google chats and nothing else,” another user shared. “They’re doing the ground work!” a fan replied.
“Gays dragging the song…. It’s about to be a #1 I fear,” another viral tweet read.
Gays dragging the song…. It’s about to be a #1 I fear https://t.co/6HsIYkfkWr
— Eve 6000 🦋 (@alsoabouteve) May 25, 2023
Gay coworker just messaged me “padam padam” through Google chats and nothing else pic.twitter.com/83jJRWr4AH
— Slaggie Rogers (@bradentbh) May 19, 2023
Gay Twitter has done more to promote Padam Padam than the label will do for the entire album. Again. We should be on commission. pic.twitter.com/2Lygzg39v6
— Sam (@callmejiggly) May 22, 2023
listened to the song that makes you gay (padam padam) pic.twitter.com/eGhp9tRv58
— GG (@goldisacks) May 18, 2023
‘Padam Padam’ has also already been proudly claimed by the day one Kylie fans.
Gays over 30 hitting replay on Padam Padam pic.twitter.com/KiPWSa9Gyp
— 💫 (@heyjaeee) May 18, 2023
Elderly Millennial gays educating Gen Z gays on how to Padam Padam pic.twitter.com/r4qW7GMvOl
— Ranch Devereaux (@theJacko) May 22, 2023
— ᴊᴀᴄᴋ 👑 ✨ (@JackDMurphy) May 22, 2023
More than anything, though, ‘Padam Padam’ is having a moment just for being a pure dance floor banger.
“Kylie Minogue saving pop music once again,” someone wrote. “i just think padam padam,” another tweeted. Same.
kylie minogue saving pop music once again pic.twitter.com/8j3XtoF20U
— dcag (@dontdoitdani) May 18, 2023
i just think padam padam pic.twitter.com/WpVLxGxhpX
— jack (@fkajack) May 21, 2023
the haim sisters dance to padam padam by kylie minogue pic.twitter.com/SAkmSzto4f
— will (@getwellsoongeri) May 25, 2023
@kylieminogue when she decided to release another banger into the universe. 🔥🔥#padampadam #KylieMinoguePadamPadam pic.twitter.com/ztoJ5DglLj
— Jack R. (@Jackth3Leo) May 24, 2023
Padam Padam fever has me spending 95% of my day doing this pic.twitter.com/VH8qgUXjRd
— Scott Wayne 🇺🇦 (@ScottTurtill) May 25, 2023
Me when I finally get to dance to Padam Padam in a club pic.twitter.com/1yAJSAW2qT
— Ste (he/him) (@Ste_Tonks) May 24, 2023
Tension will be the singer’s first album since 2020’s Disco, with a press release describing the new album as “a record of pleasure-seeking, empowered dance floor bangers and sultry pop cuts”.