Pizza toppings are a divisive subject. Whole friendships can be destroyed by the mere suggestion of ordering a 12” Hawaiian with juicy chunks of pineapple scattered on the top.
But there is one thing most people can agree on - milk, in any iteration, will never be a delicious accompaniment to this iconic dish.
Despite this universal truth, one Twitter user decided to defy the unspoken rules of pizza, sparking outrage after she uploaded a picture of herself dipping her pepperoni pizza into a cold glass of milk.
Yes, that’s right. Dipping her pizza into milk.
The stomach-churning scene was accompanied by the caption “Pizza + milk is WAYYY better than pineapple pizza. This s*** bomb af” in a tweet posted by @hyrulecitizen.
Pizza + milk is WAYYY better than pineapple pizza. This shit bomb af 👌🏽 pic.twitter.com/83SxXbiyL6— m (@hyrulecitizen) March 2, 2017
Luckily, sensible people everywhere came out to express their outrage and disgust over this culinary abomination.
“Pizza is cancelled for the rest of the year since y'all don't know how to behave”, said one tweeter.
“Pizza & Milk? Everyday we stray further away from God's light”, added another.
Pizza & Milk? Everyday we stray further away from God's light— ӇΛϞz (@cutclear) March 2, 2017
I was shook when I saw pineapple on pizza but now y'all are putting pizza in milk. Y'all need to stop to disrespect our cuisine— erika (@av0nsbiebss) March 3, 2017
I just saw pizza in a glass of milk I'm killing myself brb— Echo Nova (@EchoTheSurvivor) March 3, 2017
Pizza is cancelled for the rest of the year since y'all don't know how to behave https://t.co/W67oqzAx1f— Jerrett a.k.a Koofi (@Whack_) March 3, 2017
But despite sparking mass outrage, @hyrulecitizen would not back down without a fight.
The tweeter went on to further ruffle feathers by sharing a photo of three more slices of pizza, ready to be dunked into a waiting glass of milk.
“I only got 3 slices left”, she teased. “Anyone wanna try some?”
Needless to say, the boldly experimental move didn’t attract many takers.
Pizza is and milk is something we simply didn’t need to see - let's hope this appalling trend goes away soon.