'Perfect For Dogging, Murder And Affairs': World's Worst Caravan Is Up For Grabs Online

At least the owner’s being honest!

The world’s worst caravan is up for grabs online - and is being touted as the perfect place to go dogging, carry out a sordid affair or even commit a murder.

The astonishingly frank and somewhat depressing description was made on the vehicle’s eBay listing.

And it doesn’t seem to have deterred bidders - with the current price standing at more than £75,000.

But that’s probably the subject of a joke bid.

The caravan itself is grimy, has foggy windows and a crumbling kitchen.

And doesn’t the current owner - from Castle Ashby in Northamptonshire - know it, dubbing it a “s***house crap caravan”.

The advert was posted on Thursday, and ends on September 6. So far, it’s had 133 bids.

“Apparently I owned this utterly crap caravan for three weeks before actually setting eyes on it,” the current owner wrote.

“My husband drunkenly bought it on Ebay, and neglected to mention that one day he’d taken the day off work and driven halfway across the country to pick it up, deposit it around the back of our office, and failed to declare it as technically a marital ‘asset’ until recently,” she said.

“Luckily, I’m the trusting type, and despite appearances I don’t think he bought it solely for the purpose of having a sordid extra-marital affair or taking up dogging, however as you might be able to see from the pictures, it would be PERFECT for both,” she added.

Getting into the George Clarke “Amazing Spaces” theme of things, she said it could be converted into “something cool.”

But she added: “I’ve got two children, a job, and an idiot husband to deal with and quite frankly, time is money so I’m not going to bother.”

It doesn’t, however, come with a tetanus injection, she reveals in the Q&A section of the site.