Pervy Pensioner Puts Cheeky Ad In Newsagent Asking For £20-An-Hour NUDE Cleaner

An OAP 'voyeur' put this cheeky ad in his local newsagents - asking for a £20-an-hour NUDE cleaner.

The 69-year-old, known only as 'John', placed an advert in a newsagents as he seeks his fourth 'employee' in as many years.

His demands are simple: wash the dishes, a bit of dusting and general tidying - all in the buff.

The former land surveyor, whose friends are unaware of his adventurous housekeeping, said there was 'nothing sexual' about the scenario.

John, who divorced his wife 24 years ago, said he enjoyed getting to know the women and denied the advert was 'demeaning'.

John, from Bristol, said: 'I'm not doing anything illegal. I'm not harming anyone. I'm a voyeur, in the truest sense of the word.

'If I was a pervert, I would use an escort agency. If I wanted sex, I would go to a red light district.'

John, who lives in Bristol with his rescue cat, Noodles, said he was first inspired to look into hiring a naked cleaner after a conversation with an old friend in London.

John said: 'We are very open-minded about life. At first I thought: 'Pervy old b***ard'. But as I drove home, I had a think about it and the idea grew on me.

'By the time I got back, I had thought about placing my advert at the local newsagent but I wondered if they would accept it.

'It's not so much about the money for the ladies. It's the sense of adventure, for both parties. I don't want them to do it because they need the money.'

Philosophical OAP John is adamant that the ladies who enter are not judged purely on looks - he is interested in their personality too.

John said: 'Of course I have a certain type: it's the lady next door fantasy. That's the dream.

'I look for somebody who is interesting physically and somebody who has a life. Someone who feels happy within themselves.

'I think humans are interesting in all shapes and sizes. but a person's personality shines through when they are in the nude.'