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X Factor: Best FORGOTTEN Contestants EVER!

  • <b>Name:</b> Goldie<br><br><b>Alias:</b> ‘Ding dong!’<br><br>Goldie did all the things a great contestant needs to do, she vomited into a bag. Tried to wrap her legs around Gary Barlow's head. Kept shouting "Ding dong" all the time. Goldie was brilliant. However, she then dropped out after being worried ‘she would be the joke act’. We’re not sure what gave her that idea.
    1/10

    Goldie

    Name: Goldie

    Alias: ‘Ding dong!’

    Goldie did all the things a great contestant needs to do, she vomited into a bag. Tried to wrap her legs around Gary Barlow's head. Kept shouting "Ding dong" all the time. Goldie was brilliant. However, she then dropped out after being worried ‘she would be the joke act’. We’re not sure what gave her that idea.
  • <b>Name:</b> Jamie Archer<br><br><b>Alias:</b> Jamie Afro<br><br>Jamie Afro was all hair and hanging scrafy things when he busted out Sex on Fire. For some reason, we all believed he was totally cool at the time. He later became known more for his barnet than his singing and it all went a bit downhill from there.
    2/10

    Jamie Archer

    Name: Jamie Archer

    Alias: Jamie Afro

    Jamie Afro was all hair and hanging scrafy things when he busted out Sex on Fire. For some reason, we all believed he was totally cool at the time. He later became known more for his barnet than his singing and it all went a bit downhill from there.
  • <br><br><b>Name:</b> Mary Byrne<br><br><b>Alias:</b> Tesco Mary<br><br>Mary worked in Tesco and didn’t we love her for it. She was also Irish which guaranteed her a landslide of votes. She reportedly had a fling with Wagner, this made us see Tesco Mary (and this picture) in a whole new light.
    3/10

    Tesco Mary



    Name: Mary Byrne

    Alias: Tesco Mary

    Mary worked in Tesco and didn’t we love her for it. She was also Irish which guaranteed her a landslide of votes. She reportedly had a fling with Wagner, this made us see Tesco Mary (and this picture) in a whole new light.
  • <b>Name:</b> Christopher Maloney<br><br><b>Alias:</b> Jane McDonald<br><br>Christopher Maloney and his Nan caused all sorts of uproar last year after he was accused of all sorts by insiders and contestants alike. Apparantly he was a massive diva and caused all sorts of problems backstage. He ended up going all sorts of crazy, turning up drunk (reportedly) and being banned from the final. Dramz.
    4/10

    Christopher Maloney

    Name: Christopher Maloney

    Alias: Jane McDonald

    Christopher Maloney and his Nan caused all sorts of uproar last year after he was accused of all sorts by insiders and contestants alike. Apparantly he was a massive diva and caused all sorts of problems backstage. He ended up going all sorts of crazy, turning up drunk (reportedly) and being banned from the final. Dramz.
  • <p><b>Name:</b> Journey South</p><p><br><b>Alias:</b> The two brothers.</p><br><p>Journey South came SECOND in Series 2. They placed higher than flipping One Direction. Brothers Andy and Carl Pemberton stole the nations hearts however, after the series ended we quickly snatched them back. So fickle is life.</p>
    5/10

    Journey South

    Name: Journey South


    Alias: The two brothers.


    Journey South came SECOND in Series 2. They placed higher than flipping One Direction. Brothers Andy and Carl Pemberton stole the nations hearts however, after the series ended we quickly snatched them back. So fickle is life.

  • <b>Name:</b> Eoghan Quigg (Series 5)<br><br><b>Alias:</b> Yoghurt<br><br>No one could pronounce his name, everyone called him yoghurt. He had a fling with Diana Vickers. He was little, cute and Irish. He is now a bodybuilder and potentially in talks to be in Louis Walsh’s big new boyband. WATCH THIS SPACE!
    6/10

    Eoghan Quigg

    Name: Eoghan Quigg (Series 5)

    Alias: Yoghurt

    No one could pronounce his name, everyone called him yoghurt. He had a fling with Diana Vickers. He was little, cute and Irish. He is now a bodybuilder and potentially in talks to be in Louis Walsh’s big new boyband. WATCH THIS SPACE!
  • <b>Name:</b> Kandy Rain<br><br><b>Alias:</b> Out in week one<br><br>Replace poles with mic stands and you pretty much had Kandy Rain. However, Simon Cowell liked them unsurprisingly. Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole didn’t and told them to start wearing clothes. We voted them out in the first week.
    7/10

    Kandy Rain

    Name: Kandy Rain

    Alias: Out in week one

    Replace poles with mic stands and you pretty much had Kandy Rain. However, Simon Cowell liked them unsurprisingly. Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole didn’t and told them to start wearing clothes. We voted them out in the first week.
  • <b>Name:</b> G4 (Series 1)<br><br><b>Alias:</b> Making opera cool<br><br>G4 were the first boys of ‘cool opera’, way before Il Divo. In fact, we reckon G4 planted the seed in Simon Cowell’s head. And just who didn’t have a bit of a weird crush on Jonathan Ansell aka the blonde one? Yes, you know you did. Plus, one of them looked a lot like Tim Henman.
    8/10

    G4

    Name: G4 (Series 1)

    Alias: Making opera cool

    G4 were the first boys of ‘cool opera’, way before Il Divo. In fact, we reckon G4 planted the seed in Simon Cowell’s head. And just who didn’t have a bit of a weird crush on Jonathan Ansell aka the blonde one? Yes, you know you did. Plus, one of them looked a lot like Tim Henman.
  • <br><b>Name:</b> Kitty Brucknell<br><br><b>Alias:</b> Crazy Kitty Brucknell<br><br>Kitty Brucknell did all the things a great contestant needs to do. And when she finally got the boot? She snatched the mic off Dermot and screamed Born this Way as one final goodbye. We loved Kitty.
    9/10

    Kitty Brucknell


    Name: Kitty Brucknell

    Alias: Crazy Kitty Brucknell

    Kitty Brucknell did all the things a great contestant needs to do. And when she finally got the boot? She snatched the mic off Dermot and screamed Born this Way as one final goodbye. We loved Kitty.
  • <b>Name</b>: Steve Brookstein (Series 1)<br><br><b>Alias:</b> Café Nero Superstar<br><br>Much to the distaste of Sharon Osbourne Steve only managed to blimmin’ win the thing. He has since been dropped by all record labels and now spends his time gigging at Café Neros nationwide and starting Twitter spats with just about anyone who will @ him. One of his latest victims included Louis Tomlinson, 1/5 of One Direction.
    10/10

    Steve Brookstein

    Name: Steve Brookstein (Series 1)

    Alias: Café Nero Superstar

    Much to the distaste of Sharon Osbourne Steve only managed to blimmin’ win the thing. He has since been dropped by all record labels and now spends his time gigging at Café Neros nationwide and starting Twitter spats with just about anyone who will @ him. One of his latest victims included Louis Tomlinson, 1/5 of One Direction.
<b>Name:</b> Goldie<br><br><b>Alias:</b> ‘Ding dong!’<br><br>Goldie did all the things a great contestant needs to do, she vomited into a bag. Tried to wrap her legs around Gary Barlow's head. Kept shouting "Ding dong" all the time. Goldie was brilliant. However, she then dropped out after being worried ‘she would be the joke act’. We’re not sure what gave her that idea.
<b>Name:</b> Jamie Archer<br><br><b>Alias:</b> Jamie Afro<br><br>Jamie Afro was all hair and hanging scrafy things when he busted out Sex on Fire. For some reason, we all believed he was totally cool at the time. He later became known more for his barnet than his singing and it all went a bit downhill from there.
<br><br><b>Name:</b> Mary Byrne<br><br><b>Alias:</b> Tesco Mary<br><br>Mary worked in Tesco and didn’t we love her for it. She was also Irish which guaranteed her a landslide of votes. She reportedly had a fling with Wagner, this made us see Tesco Mary (and this picture) in a whole new light.
<b>Name:</b> Christopher Maloney<br><br><b>Alias:</b> Jane McDonald<br><br>Christopher Maloney and his Nan caused all sorts of uproar last year after he was accused of all sorts by insiders and contestants alike. Apparantly he was a massive diva and caused all sorts of problems backstage. He ended up going all sorts of crazy, turning up drunk (reportedly) and being banned from the final. Dramz.
<p><b>Name:</b> Journey South</p><p><br><b>Alias:</b> The two brothers.</p><br><p>Journey South came SECOND in Series 2. They placed higher than flipping One Direction. Brothers Andy and Carl Pemberton stole the nations hearts however, after the series ended we quickly snatched them back. So fickle is life.</p>
<b>Name:</b> Eoghan Quigg (Series 5)<br><br><b>Alias:</b> Yoghurt<br><br>No one could pronounce his name, everyone called him yoghurt. He had a fling with Diana Vickers. He was little, cute and Irish. He is now a bodybuilder and potentially in talks to be in Louis Walsh’s big new boyband. WATCH THIS SPACE!
<b>Name:</b> Kandy Rain<br><br><b>Alias:</b> Out in week one<br><br>Replace poles with mic stands and you pretty much had Kandy Rain. However, Simon Cowell liked them unsurprisingly. Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole didn’t and told them to start wearing clothes. We voted them out in the first week.
<b>Name:</b> G4 (Series 1)<br><br><b>Alias:</b> Making opera cool<br><br>G4 were the first boys of ‘cool opera’, way before Il Divo. In fact, we reckon G4 planted the seed in Simon Cowell’s head. And just who didn’t have a bit of a weird crush on Jonathan Ansell aka the blonde one? Yes, you know you did. Plus, one of them looked a lot like Tim Henman.
<br><b>Name:</b> Kitty Brucknell<br><br><b>Alias:</b> Crazy Kitty Brucknell<br><br>Kitty Brucknell did all the things a great contestant needs to do. And when she finally got the boot? She snatched the mic off Dermot and screamed Born this Way as one final goodbye. We loved Kitty.
<b>Name</b>: Steve Brookstein (Series 1)<br><br><b>Alias:</b> Café Nero Superstar<br><br>Much to the distaste of Sharon Osbourne Steve only managed to blimmin’ win the thing. He has since been dropped by all record labels and now spends his time gigging at Café Neros nationwide and starting Twitter spats with just about anyone who will @ him. One of his latest victims included Louis Tomlinson, 1/5 of One Direction.
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omg! remembers the X Factor contestants that had us all talking however as the series ended we kind of shut up