Picture this: is this really film?

Feb. 10—Social media has been up to its old tricks lately; ignoring what it wants, or the truth, and being outraged by minutia. While browsing this lackluster scene this week, a video by a young photographer shuffled past my web crawling called "2024 Will Ruin Film?"

Film is already dead, and here's why: it is actually digital photography.

Wait, what Richard? Film photography is digital photography?

I know it sounds crazy (I agree 20% of everything I say sounds crazy), but talk to anyone who is into film photography, and included in that conversation will be the words, "I can't wait to get my scans back."

Scans? So let me get this straight. You want to make pictures on film using a film camera, and then have your images converted into digital images?

I am also amused and a little annoyed when social medianites say stuff like, "Film is making a comeback."

Yeah? By the late 1990s, I was shooting something on the order of 3000 film frames a week, and I wasn't alone. The public and the profession were shooting millions of rolls of film every day. That was the time to be a film photographer.

The same video that pondered if 2024 would bring the death of film also expressed excitement about some of the camera makers creating new film cameras, and I know that's foolish since I presently have a dozen or more working film cameras that I never use. I recently even tried to give one away, but I found no takers.

The video guy even went so far as to say, "I think now more than ever, film photography is at the most popular that it's been." When I heard him say that, I realized that many young people have no idea what the world was like just a generation ago.

Also, despite what young photographers might assert about shooting film, the small-production, niche film market produces mediocre emulsions at best, and film will never be as good as it was at its peak in, say 1995.

The only person I know who really does do film photography is Mackenzee Crosby, who has a Fujifilm Instax instant film camera. She shoots and shares, and it stays as film instead of tripping back into digital land.

So instead of pining for film stock and showing everyone how moody your photos can be, here is a much better film-related project: go grab that shoebox full of snapshots from your parents or grandparents' hall closet, and set out to scan, share, and print some of the literally billions of film photographs that otherwise will simply vanish.