Not only have you not lived if you've never had a cheeky pornstar martini (or five), but you're also now officially out of step with the nation.
Why? Because the iconic cocktail has been named 2017's number one trending cocktail, and is already the second most-ordered cocktail in the UK. How fancy.
Coming just behind the mojito as the country's fave cocktail this year, those in the know at CGA Mixed Drinks are projecting that 2018 will definitely be the pornstar martini's year.
(Just to clarify, we're still talking about the drink here.)
So, if you want to knock up your own pornstar martini (ahem) for Christmas, then all you need is Absolut Vanilla, pineapple, passion-fruit puree, vanilla syrup and a shot – or glug – of fizz.
Is it just us or are we now suddenly very thirsty?
Of course, for every national favourite, there's something we all collectively hate – and believe it or not, there's one thing the UK laments at Christmas more than Brussels sprouts.
It's hard to believe, we know.
Yep, according to a recent study by Virgin Trains, 67% of us feel negatively about wrapping presents, whereas only 62% of us have a negative view of sprouts.
Bah, humbug indeed.
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