Yahoo News Quotes of the Week: Emily in Paris, Industry, SEAL Team and More
We would never forget our Quotes of the Week compilation, because we’re very demure, very mindful.
In the list below, we’ve gathered over a dozen of television’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including scripted moments from cable, broadcast and streaming series.
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This time around, we’ve got bon mots and zingers from All American: Homecoming, WWE Raw, Late Night With Seth Meyers, Snowpiercer and The Challenge 40: Battle of the Eras.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: a Real World reference in Bad Monkey, a British demand from Last Week Tonight With John Oliver and a reality check for Emily in Paris’ Antoine. Plus, we’ve got double doses of The Umbrella Academy and SEAL Team.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Vlada Gelman, Keisha Hatchett, Rebecca Iannucci, Matt Webb Mitovich and Ryan Schwartz)
THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY (Episode 6)
“You killed her!”
“Cunning observation, Bea.”
Loyal Keepers follower Bea (Jessica Greco) states the obvious after Gene (Nick Offerman) abruptly murders his wife
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“I just want to say: I love you guys. But you are all a—holes.”
Klaus (Robert Sheehan) ends his existence on Earth the only way he knows how: with a quip!
THE CHALLENGE 40: BATTLE OF THE ERAS
“I may bring out some reunion boobies if I’m already having this midlife crisis, you know? Why not just take it to the next level?”
We haven’t seen Aviv in 18 years, but she minces no words when riffing on how she might spend the prize money
BAD MONKEY
“Oh, you want to stop being polite and start getting real?”
“Is that the intro to The Real World?”
“In my defense, I thought you were too young to know that.”
Yancy (Vince Vaughn) clearly misjudged the pop-culture knowledge of coroner Rosa (Natalie Martinez)
LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS
“Guys, let me make something clear: J.D. Vance did not have sex with a couch, OK? Get your mind out of the gutter — or, as J.D. Vance’s grandma used to say, ‘Get your wang out of the cushions.’”
WWE RAW
“Dominik, you stabbed me in the back. And the thing is — and this is probably something that you’ve heard before — it just wasn’t deep enough.”
Rhea Ripley had harsh words for her ex, Dominik Mysterio, and we’re here for it!
INDUSTRY
“I’M A MAN AND I’M RELENTLESS!”
Eric (Ken Leung) screams in Robert’s (Harry Lawtey) face while trying to snap him out of his grief on the morning of a huge IPO
ALL AMERICAN: HOMECOMING
“Can I hug you?”
“Can I… stop you?”
Thea (Camille Hyde) may have changed, but not so much that she’s suddenly open to physical affection
SEAL TEAM (Episode 1)
“…Mikey has a tournament a week after I get back in Detroit. Which means you have to come meet us there, so we can chirp his opponents when he lights the lamp.”
“Sounds fun. I’ll look into flights. And hockey terminology?”
Jason (David Boreanaz) invites Emma (Kerri Medders) to come chirp (?) on her brother
SEAL TEAM (Episode 2)
“Fifty grand of dog training finally pays off, right?”
Jason (David Boreanaz) appreciates Pepper’s (Pepper) take-down of a mall shooter
LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER
“Even the hard-right Wall Street Journal editorial board said ‘the charges leveled so far about [Tim Walz’s] military service look like “thin gruel”‘ — which, as far as arguments go, is just not enough gruel, making it official: After 11 years of this show, and despite my best efforts to resist it, we’ve somehow reached the point where I, a British Oliver, have inadvertently demanded more gruel.”
EMILY IN PARIS (Episode 1)
“Crystal Heart sounds like an American stripper. And not an expensive one.”
Sylvie (Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu) is not a fan of the name of Antoine’s new fragrance
SNOWPIERCER
“Javy, you mind running a few tests?”
“Really…? I’m an engineer, not a doctor, Roche. What kind of tests do you want to run?!”
“I don’t know, do a palm reading on it for all I care!”
Roche (Mike O’Malley) and Javier (Roberto Urbina) puzzle over a found severed hand
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