At the request of Chrissy Teigen, moms share the meanest things their kids have said
Little kids can really throw away the filter when it comes to sharing their feelings—in fact, they will often say pretty much anything. Sometimes this is adorable. And sometimes ... it is scathing.
For proof, look no further than the following stories. After a difficult day, Chrissy Teigen asked moms on Twitter to share the times their kids were, uh, less than angelic.
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I am having a very rough day and it would help me a lot if any moms would like to share stories of their kids being mean to them
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 23, 2017
And boy, did the parents deliver.
my one year old son tells me no every time I kiss him 😩
— Bee Money (@beeboujee) September 23, 2017
My 5yo daughter called me a pussy the other day.
— Maureen Shaw (@MaureenShaw) September 23, 2017
My 4 year old son asked me why I was putting on makeup and I said "To make me look pretty." He replied "I don't think it's working."
— Chutup (@Chutup) September 23, 2017
My 3yo just got right in my face and screamed, "You are over! Mommies are cancelled!"
— Elizabeth Licata (@AmbienceChaser) September 23, 2017
My 13 month old says "dada" but every time I ask "can you say mama?" she looks me in the eyes, says "no" very clearly and then laughs
— Emma Span (@emmaspan) September 23, 2017
— Karlie Hustle (@THEkarliehustle) September 23, 2017
Here, though, is perhaps the most brutal story of all: a tale of mac and cheese, of lies, of broken promises.
Last week, my 20 month old offered me a bite of her food. As I went to accept it, she snatched it back & ate it. When I made a sad face
— Ande Wall (@AndeWall) September 23, 2017
she lifted her tiny pudgy fists to her eyes and slowly rotated them while saying “wah wah wah” at me.
— Ande Wall (@AndeWall) September 23, 2017
I just wanted a damn bite of her Mac n cheese and she crushed me.
— Ande Wall (@AndeWall) September 23, 2017
At least we'll always have good old commiseration.