We reviewed the 2020 election merch so you don't have to

Election merchandise is all the rage stateside and that doesn’t mean just a yard sign or MAGA hat.

Crafty Etsy sellers are offering everything from a condom painting of Trump to an ode to Biden’s love of ice cream.

Here’s some of the wildest merch available in the UK.

Donald Trump face mask

redbubble.com, £9.53

Donald Trump started out as a mask skeptic despite Dr. Anthony Fauci, the top US infectious disease expert, advising Americans to wear them regularly. This one imagines what lies beneath the President’s new favourite accessory.

Donald Trump socks

amazon.com, £11.45

For Trump supporters who don’t want the whole world to know their political beliefs, they can simply hide them on their feet with a pair of alarmingly lifelike socks.

Donald Trump bobblehead

amazon.com, £22.88

Step your bobblehead game up by procuring this Trump figurine that is not only sitting on a toilet but also tweeting.

Trump condom art

etsy.com, £45

After the election, one of the most notable gag gifts was a pack of Trump condoms that claimed to be “huge”. Now someone has created condom art.

Joe Biden and Barack Obama prayer candle

etsy.com, £7.63

While you can’t choose the outcome of this election, you can choose the scent of this candle. We’d suggest relaxing lavender and sage in case of pre-election anxiety.

Trumpee stump

etsy.com, £67

The creator of this dramatic gold statue of the President calls it a “functional piece of art” for dogs to urinate on.

Joe Biden 2020

Ice cream handler

etsy.com, £6.86

Presidents are often elected because everyday Americans want to grab a beer with them. Since Biden is an ice cream man, perhaps this would be more useful.