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Starbucks created a drink order for every zodiac sign, and this is extremely #onbrand for millennials

We all know that coffee is life. If we could take a page from Lorelai Gilmore’s book, we, too, might want to hook ourselves up to a coffee IV. Unfortunately, Starbucks doesn’t provide such a thing (yet). Given the slew of coffee beverages the java giant does brew, though, you’d think it would be easy to choose your favorite cup of joe—but that’s not always the case (especially first thing in the morning). Thankfully, Starbucks has taken the guesswork out for us and provided a drink order for every zodiac sign. Yes, they’ve combined the cosmos and coffee together, and, frankly, it’s genius. The company published “The Starbucks Zodiac” on Instagram earlier this week, and the predictions are pretty spot-on. We obviously think this is awesome, because now one less decision has to be made in the morning.

So what do Starbucks and the stars have in store for you? Take a peek at these cosmic choices and don’t be surprised if you catch yourself nodding and saying, “Yes, that’s totally me!”

Aquarius

Starbucks Blonde Latte. This is an unconventional choice that suits the original Water Bearer just fine.

Capricorn

Cold Brew. Dependable, effective, and practical. Yep, sounds like the Sea Goat all right.

Sagittarius

Mango Dragonfruit Starbucks Refresher. As adventurous and refreshing as the Archer herself.

Scorpio

Espresso Shot. Dark and delicious perfectly sums up the Scorpion.

Libra

Flat White with Signature Espresso. Peppy, creative, and great balance is all Scales.

Virgo

Iced Caramel Macchiato. Reliable, cool, and all about the details, which is just like the Virgin.

Leo

Iced Passion Mango Tea. As passionate, bright, and fun as the Lioness.

Cancer

Honey Citrus Mint Tea. Comfortable and simple, which is exactly how the Crab likes it.

Gemini

Americano (Hot + Iced). The Twins are all about being expressive and contradictory.

Taurus

Iced Matcha Green Tea Latte. A reliable pick-me-up that also describes the gentle Bull.

Aries

Strawberry Coconut Drink. A bold drink that demands to be noticed, which is basically what a Ram most wants in life.

Pisces

Java Chip Frappuccino. As sweet and heavenly as the Fish.

There you have it, friends. Your coffee choices just got easier. We are truly cosmically #blessed.

Brianne Hogan’s Friendship Signs: Your Perfect Match(es) Are in the Stars, a fun book on astrology and friendship, is now available for pre-order on Amazon and Barnes & Noble. Look for its official release in May 2019!