If going on a cruise isn't flamboyant or over-the-top enough for you, then we've got just the thing.
The BBC and P&O have teamed up to launch a new series of Strictly Come Dancing-themed cruises for 2019, with multiple professional dancers and even one of the judges on board for a truly authentic bit of razzle-dazzle.
The cruises will involve the stars of the show doing Q&A sessions, signing autographs and general mingling, as well as (this is the exciting part) hosting one-on-one dancing lessons and taking part in a dance competition.
Here are the four cruises, where they are going and who is set to be involved:
Britannia B909, April 7 to April 20, travelling to the Canary Islands and Portugal. Giovanni Pernice, Luba Mushtuk, Gorka Marquez, Karen Clifton, Amy Dowden and Craig Revel Horwood are slated to appear on this one.
Ventura N914, June 2 to June 16, covering Spain, France and Monaco. Strictly stars include Janette Manrara, Aljaž Skorjanec, Neil Jones, Katya Jones, and Oti Mabuse.
Azura A917, June 29 to July 13, visiting Spain and Italy. Neil Jones, Katya Jones, Amy Dowden, Dianne Buswell, Johannes Radebe and Craig Revel Horwood are signed up.
Azura A919, July 20 to August 3, going to Spain, Monaco and Italy. You'll get to mingle with Neil Jones, Katya Jones, Janette Manrara, Karen Clifton, Luba Mushtuk and Craig Revel Horwood.
More information on accommodation, destinations and prices are available on the P&O website and, honestly, does anyone want to lend this writer a couple of grand?
If you can't afford to take two weeks off work and/or get seasick easily, there's always the Strictly Live Tour to keep you cha-chaing while the show is off the air.
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