Love Island winner Jack Fincham has admitted to embarking on a cocaine binge last weekend, and is now terrified of what his girlfriend's dad, EastEnders star Danny Dyer, will say.
Danny Dyer's Right Royal Family, which aired on the BBC last night, is poised to knock the Bros documentary off the top spot of TV's most quotable moments in recent memory.
Obviously Danny Dyer - when faced with the kind of emotion that accompanies winning an award for your craft - wasn't going to be able to keep things clean.
After Danny Dyer's momentous appearance on Who Do You Think You Are? in 2016, during which he discovered he was of royal lineage, he's set to discover a further bombshell about his family tree.