Tonight's Take Me Out saw crocodile lilos and cucumbers

From Digital Spy

Dodgy dates, cheesy chat-up lines and Paddy McGuinness pretending to be in a TARDIS on Take Me Out – could Saturday nights get any better?

Tonight (May 27) we saw an actual love at first light, which is always adorable, and someone even got head-butted by a camel, which is basically just TV gold.

So read on for a run-down of what went down, and all the viewers' reactions to it:

The big date was George and Hannah – you might remember her as the girl who peels cucumbers with her teeth for fun – but their date didn't quite go as planned.

First of all, she vommed over the side of the boat they were attempting to sail...

But George soon cheered her up by attempting to do the cucumber thing himself:

However, after admitting he's never had a proper girlfriend and has "lost count" of his one night stands, any possibility of a second date was quickly squashed.

Then there was Jonny, who came down the lift to Dirty Dancing's 'Hungry Eyes' (we see what he did there), and was caught out when his friend revealed he had once been on THREE dates in one day.

Which, obviously, didn't go down well:

Then he said he accidentally turned a light off, which is just a bit awkward really.

Thanks to Declan, we think we've found the cheesiest chat up line ever, and that's saying something: "It's mustard, and I'm looking for my ketchup."

We can forgive him, though, because we had a love at first light match! Declan picked Rebecca to go on a date to Fernando's with. Cue the awws:

Katy-Jay and Nick's date started off hilariously with Nick getting head-butted by a camel while trying to get a selfie...

But it quickly went south when he turned up for dinner wearing dirty clothes and spent the whole date burping.

Er, no likey.

Take Me Out airs on Saturdays on ITV.

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