Yahoo News Trump fixer Michael Cohen pleads guilty and promptly gets roasted for his crimes
Remember back in 2015 when Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen joked about sending Hillary Clinton to prison?
It's funny how things change. It now appears that Cohen, not Clinton, will be the one headed to prison. On Tuesday, Cohen reached a plea deal in the Southern District of New York, pleading guilty on charges that include campaign finance violations from his time working on the campaign of President Donald Trump.
SEE ALSO: Paul Manafort found guilty on 8 counts and the internet can't stop smirking
According to the Associated Press, Cohen could spend between four and five years in jail.
Between news that former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort was found guilty of tax fraud and Cohen's plea, news fiends' attention was divided on Tuesday. Still, the internet found time to craft some five-star memes, GIFS, and tweets about Trump's right-hand man.
It's all so deeply satisfying.
Michael Cohen should be sentenced to be Hillary Clinton’s butler for 10 years
— Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) August 21, 2018
Eid Mubarak Paul Manafort, Michael Cohen, and Donald Trump. Eid came right on time.
— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) August 21, 2018
Michael Cohen AND Paul Manafort on the same day? This is a multiple orgasm.
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) August 21, 2018
Michael Cohen just exited federal court to screams of “Lock Him Up!”
— erica orden (@eorden) August 21, 2018
michael cohen
post malone
azealia was in elon’s home
nazi prison guard deport
verdict time for manafort
🎶 we didn't start the fire 🎶— julia reinstein 🚡 (@juliareinstein) August 21, 2018
Michael Cohen is going to Jail.
Paul Manafort is going to Jail.
Guess who's NOT going to jail? pic.twitter.com/2zl0cHRMVB— Melinda Byerley (@MJB_SF) August 21, 2018
Infrastructure Week is going great, folks.#MichaelCohen #PaulManafort
— Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) August 21, 2018
ASSIGNMENT DESK: Call up every 2016 presidential candidate and ask if Michael Cohen was working on their behalf just to narrow down who it was
— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) August 21, 2018
Paul Manafort, you get federal prison sentence! And, Michael Cohen, you get a federal prison sentence! And... pic.twitter.com/hafCIiDqZ3
— Jeffrey Wright (@jfreewright) August 21, 2018
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8 felony convictions for Manafort
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8 guilty pleas from Cohen
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⭐️ 🌟 💫 ⭐️ 🌟 💫
THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED
⭐️ 🌟 💫 ⭐️ 🌟 💫— Treason Memes (@treasonstickers) August 21, 2018
America, I hope you get some sleep tonight. We've got a long panic-inducing news cycle ahead of us.
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