Bake Off's first ever vegan week but whose Showstopper cake came crashing down?
It was a landmark week for The Great British Bake Off as the first time the show has ever hosted a vegan episode.
The bakers were banned from using any kind of animal products, casting aside such baking staples as butter, milk and eggs to create their delights.
I 💚 vegan week #GBBO
— Sinner † (@daniellameatsix) October 9, 2018
Vegan week?! What fresh hell is this?! Bet it was Paul’s doing 🙄 #GBBO
— Emily Wharrier (@emily_wharrier) October 9, 2018
Bloody hell it's vegan week, not eat a baby week. Get a grip. #gbbo
— Darren (@Deedeenick79) October 9, 2018
Veganism may be on-trend right now, but not everyone is informed on the power of plants – Jon admitted: “I had to do, like, internet searches this week on vegetables, because I just don’t know this stuff.”
Hopefully, presenter Noel Fielding’s opening cow rap will have helped him out with some ideas.
Don’t have a cow, man. It’s #VeganWeek on #GBBO! pic.twitter.com/OVKg6vBs9T
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 9, 2018
The episode also featured the series’ first real disaster, as one baker’s cake was a showstopper for all the wrong reasons when it collapsed under its own weight.
And of course, somebody had to go home – let’s find out who was toppled by vegan week.
The Signature Bake
Vegan week’s opening challenge will have struck fear into the hearts of many a homebaker – shortcrust pastry tartlets with no dairy allowed.
Last week’s Star Baker Briony was enthusiastic about the task ahead, making an early bid for the title again as far as we’re concerned by caramelising her onions with Prosecco.
Is your prosecco Vegan though Briony hun? #GBBO
— Antonia Lallement (@antoniapoppy) October 9, 2018
But Jon, who confessed to eating meat “at every meal” began his appeal for a kebab week in future. His tartlet filling of falafel and hummus is a classic vegan option, but sounded a bit too stodgy for a tartlet.
Noel was continuing his desperate campaign to cheer up Rahul, who declared himself “not positive, more like counting my final days”. We don’t know how he manages to force himself back to the tent each week, it seems so taxing on his emotional state.
Noel and Rahul's banter is off the charts #gbbo
— Dan 🎮 (@CuppaBrew) October 9, 2018
Rahul so reminds me of Paddington Bear that I'm fully expecting him to make marmalade sandwiches this week #gbbo
— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) October 9, 2018
Kim-Joy was back on the wonderfully wacky bakes with a squirrel-themed tart in homage to the famous Bake Off star, as Noel said “complete with nuts”.
In a perfect example of something only Noel could get away with, he told Kim-Joy: “You look like you might know your way around a vegan restaurant. You’re not vegan, are you, but you just have that air about you.”
Sadly a full series of Noel Fielding: Vegan Detector is unlikely to be commissioned. #GBBO @noelfielding11 pic.twitter.com/eFMwMgRKpL
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 9, 2018
Jon looked like the disaster of the week at this stage, lagging behind on time, running out of filling, and bunging a dropped tart back in the oven from the floor.
Judges Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith were impressed with Manon’s subtle flavours, but thought that Ruby’s tarts were a little tasteless.
The way Manon says tartlet is glorious #GBBO #ManonToWin #VeganWeek
— Jo (@Jo_Rule_) October 9, 2018
You could almost hear the cheers from living rooms around the land as Prue called Rahul’s chickpea curry tartlets “poetry”, but his understated reactions are getting a bit much for the other bakers who egged him on to “do a dance, or something”.
Public displays of rhythm are not for Rahul. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/e2rJbWy4gv
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 9, 2018
If Rahul doesnt win then..I mean why are we here 😂 #gbbo
— Alice Scott (@AliceJessieJ) October 9, 2018
Briony and Jon were bottom of the pile with pastry that didn’t quite work, but Kim-Joy was triumphant, even earning a Hollywood Handshake for her tofu quiches.
Noel still couldn’t get the idea out of his head that she was actually vegan, though.
The Legend of the Bake Off Squirrel. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/7Xz1nOmRxY
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 9, 2018
Who won the Technical Challenge?
Next up was a vegan tropical pavlova, and Rahul’s cringing as he uncovered a set of ingredients that he couldn’t even bring himself to look at summed up everyone’s feelings.
omg Rahul moving this tea towel cannot be beaten. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/vdk134IerC
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) October 9, 2018
The bakers had to use aquafaba to make their meringues, a preserved liquid from cooked chickpeas. Yum.
Vegan meringues had us marveling at the fact that someone had thought of being able to substitute chickpea liquid for egg whites, and the contestants couldn’t get over it, either – as Jon said whilst piping his meringue, “it doesn’t look much like bean juice”.
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
I know why they had to call it vegan week and make meringue out of aquafaba.Jon drank all the egg whites last week @JonBakeHawaiian #VeganWeek #GBBO
— caAAAHlli kitson 🎃 (@callikitson) October 9, 2018
What I want to know is how the heck anyone looked at some chick pea juice and thought 'You know what, I could whisk that and make a meringue. ' #GBBO
— Rachel Burns (@RachJBurns) October 9, 2018
Kim-Joy seemed to have lost all confidence after her Hollywood Handshake, starting again after she felt her meringue whisking had gone wrong and complaining that she couldn’t do technicals. Nonsense, Kim-Joy!
There were tense scenes as everyone’s meringues began to crumble and dissolve, but it was Kim-Joy who had the dishonour of last place.
When Rahul Met Prue. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/OWrQ18jGRE
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 9, 2018
Rahul stormed into the lead though with his first-ever technical win, setting the stage for what looked certain to be another Star Baker week.
The Showstoppers
Steel yourselves, this is the moment we’ve been waiting for since the teaser at the end of last week’s episode.
We knew that someone’s cake collapsed quite disastrously at the end of the challenge, but weren’t sure whose, and spent most of the task trying to guess from their descriptions.
That falling cake is already giving me anxiety. #GBBO
— Jordan (@JET__94) October 9, 2018
I don’t think I’m emotionally prepared to watch one of the showstoppers collapse when they walk out the tent #GBBO
— Kat 🐍 (@WhatPeopleSayx) October 9, 2018
Most of the contestants would have been pleased to reach the final challenge of vegan week, although they had the mammoth task of creating a party centrepiece cake that would rise without eggs.
Substitute ingredients included oil, vegan margarine, and coconut in various forms as everyone started to look a little panicky about how it would turn out.
Echoes of the latter day Sugababes line-up. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/ZI6PeyMpaw
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 9, 2018
Kim-Joy’s cake was fox themed in honour of a friend’s spirit animal, whilst Jon went for an “Only Fools Eat Horses” leopard-skin patterned cake inspired by his favourite TV show.
Sandi Toksvig became the latest in a long line of people to try and fail to engage Rahul in some banter, but he struggles so much to keep a lid on his emotions that asking anything else of him is frankly too much.
Oh no, Ruby! She was the unlucky baker whose cake came crashing down, and Noel had the terrible job of having to tell her what had happened.
It’s a cruel, cruel world. Poor Ruby. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/giBpHPFxkj
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 9, 2018
Collective national yelp as Ruby’s cake collapses 💔 #gbbo
— Sarah Holiday (@SarahHolibobs) October 9, 2018
She was far from the only baker suffering a wonky cake, but despite help from most of the tent in trying to prop it up, hers was the only one to actually take a tumble.
Now might be the time for Ruby to claim her showstopper is a carefully designed homage to Salvador Dali. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/OSxkMmJDel
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 9, 2018
Briony’s hazlenut, raspberry and mocha cake was a hit, and although Jon’s chocolate orange creation looked terrible it apparently tasted great.
Manon had the opposite problem to Jon, with a perfect-looking cake that drew disgusted faces from Paul and Prue as they tasted it. There goes Star Baker, Manon.
Savage judging of Manon's cake. Got whiplash from the "when you get it right, you really get it right" to "that is not a good cake". 😭 #GBBO
— Marie Boran (@marievonboran) October 9, 2018
Tonight, we reached peak Kim-Joy with her fox cake that came complete with fox biscuits and some unusual flavours including a lavender sponge.
Kim ‘I’m Not An Animal Person’ Joy’s fabulous foxy showstopper. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/bVoles2V8u
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 9, 2018
Rahul suffered an uncharacteristic disaster not quite so dramatic as Ruby’s when his cake wouldn’t stay standing, although he did manage to still serve it as separate tiers.
However, his cake apparently didn’t taste as good as Ruby’s, leaving us with a tense wait for tonight’s result.
Who went out?
It was sadly Jon’s time to go, something that he seemed to have been expecting right from the moment vegan week began.
A self-confessed meat lover, vegan bakes were never going to be Jon’s thing, but it did feel a bit like he just stopped trying in anticipation of going home.
Jon is a master at keeping his bakes on brand. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/Xx6oZJqE54
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 9, 2018
We’re delighted to see that next week’s episode features the remaining five bakers wearing Hawaiian shirts in tribute to him, though.
Who won Star Baker?
She buttered up the judges without any butter at all. Well done to our #VeganWeek Star Baker Kim-Joy! #GBBO pic.twitter.com/3CSYgPuGwx
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 9, 2018
Kim-Joy pulled it back round from a disastrous technical to get Star Baker.
It was so well deserved for her other two rounds, the tasty quiches from the Signature Bake and her glorious fox-themed Showstopper.
Bravo, Kim-Joy – and just to clear it up once and for all, she’s NOT VEGAN.
Kim-joy should get star Baker this week.. she looks like a vegan and bakes like a vegan.. but she isn't a vegan 😂 #GBBO #veganweek
— Lucy (@xMissLucy) October 9, 2018
Tonight’s highlight
Again, it was more of a lowlight than a highlight but the episode’s most memorable moment was, unfortunately for Ruby, her cake’s collapse.
It was one of the more dramatic disasters we’ve seen on Bake Off, although not quite up there with Baked Alaska-gate when there wasn’t even anything left to taste.
The true spirit of Bake Off. Helping others in their time of need. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/O604szqOqm
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 9, 2018
On a side note, Noel’s made it pretty clear that Ruby is his favourite baker, but their new status as BFFs is getting more obvious by the day – Noel looked ready to thump Paul in the judges’ tent when he said that Ruby’s cake falling over was her own fault.
It goes without saying that the bakers will be glad to see the back of vegan week, and looking forward to bringing the butter back next time.
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